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TopTenREVIEWS presents the music career and reviews of Frank Zappa

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Frank Zappa

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CAREER SPAN:

Decade
Album Score
# Albums
1960s
3.3931
8
1970s
3.0724
23
1980s
2.1078
16
1990s
2.1134
43
2000s
1.0547
22
Ratings and rankings are based on all available critic reviews for each album.
Overall Band Score: Frank Zappa is ranked overall as 3.5623 out of 4 stars 3.5623

Frank Zappa Album Rankings

1
We're Only in It for the Money by Frank Zappa
So what exactly were Frank Zappa and the Mothers Of Invention aiming for when they recordedWe're Only In It For The Money? Were they trying to answer The Beatles, who had just come out with (to many p ...more
2
Burnt Weeny Sandwich by Frank Zappa
Do you know why I like Frank Zappa? It's not just because of his status as a musical revolutionary, and it's not just because of the large amount of brilliant work that attaches to his name. ...more
3
Freak Out! by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 3.3661 out of 4 stars for Freak Out!Freak Out! (3.3661)
Just as Athena was born not as an infant but instead emerged fully grown and clothed out of the split-open skull of Zeus, Freak Out! presented Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Invention as a fully matur ...more
4
Hot Rats by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 3.3059 out of 4 stars for Hot RatsHot Rats (3.3059)
When you have a catalog that spans over 60 albums and 30 years, how do you choose one item to highlight?When your subject is the late Frank Zappa, this isn't an easy question to answer. ...more
5
The Best Band You Never Heard in Your Life by Frank Zappa
If there's anything I've learned about Frank Zappa over the course of doing this retrospective, it's that he rarely said anything he couldn't back up. ...more
6
Sheik Yerbouti by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 3.2116 out of 4 stars for Sheik YerboutiSheik Yerbouti (3.2116)
The first real exposure I had to Frank Zappa's music -- with the exception of riding in a high school friend's car, when I was too young and stupid to appreciate what I was hearing -- was thanks to a ...more
7
Uncle Meat by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 3.1894 out of 4 stars for Uncle MeatUncle Meat (3.1894)
Uncle Meatwas legendary in the catalog of the Mothers Of Invention for being the soundtrack to a movie that wasn't officially completed until long after this iteration of the band had dissolved - yet ...more
8
Absolutely Free by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 3.1754 out of 4 stars for Absolutely FreeAbsolutely Free (3.1754)
It's really a shame that Frank Zappa isn't alive today, in the year 2005, to see how little some things have changed in America from when he and the Mothers Of Invention released their sophomore discA ...more
9
Zoot Allures by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 3.1703 out of 4 stars for Zoot AlluresZoot Allures (3.1703)
Coming off what turned out to be the final dissolution of the Mothers Of Invention and a short tour with his old friend Captain Beefheart, Frank Zappa did something that many people may not have expec ...more
10
Zappa in New York by Frank Zappa
Anyone who is even mildly interested in Frank Zappa knows that he and mainstream record labels got along like oil and water. ...more
11
Tis the Season to Be Jelly by Frank Zappa
Today we're going to talk about a subject that has often been taboo -- even controversial -- in the music industry:bootlegs. ...more
12
One Size Fits All by Frank Zappa
As usual for Zappa, the lyrics and album sleeve seem to contain deeper meaning than a first glance might provide you. ...more
13
You Are What You Is by Frank Zappa
Track listing: 1) Teen-age Wind; 2) Harder Than Your Husband; 3) Doreen; 4) Goblin Girl; 5) Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear; 6) Society Pages; 7) I'm A Beautiful Guy; 8) Beauty Knows ...more
14
Apostrophe  by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 2.9330 out of 4 stars for Apostrophe Apostrophe  (2.9330)
I may as well get this out of the way right now: I loveApostrophe, the 1974 release from Frank Zappa. I mean, I love this album. Love it, love it, loveitloveitloveitlo... ...more
15
Broadway the Hard Way by Frank Zappa
After all of the time that Frank Zappa spent honing his skills as a serious composer, it seems kind of ironic that his return to form,Broadway The Hard Way, was an album of pop tunes with more than a ...more
16
Läther by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 2.8117 out of 4 stars for LätherLäther (2.8117)
This review is eighteen months overdue. ...more
17
Bongo Fury by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 2.8020 out of 4 stars for Bongo FuryBongo Fury (2.8020)
As difficult as trying to predict the next musical move Frank Zappa was going to make was, one has to wonder what brought about the short tour that Zappa did with his longtime friend Captain Beefheart ...more
18
Them or Us by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 2.7847 out of 4 stars for Them or UsThem or Us (2.7847)
Frank Zappa always proved to be a prolific artist - how else does one explain releasing over 50 albums prior to his death in 1993? But the two-month period from October to November 1984 further illust ...more
19
Son of Cheep Thrills by Frank Zappa
The same idea here as 'Cheap Thrills'. ...more
20
Lumpy Gravy by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 2.7139 out of 4 stars for Lumpy GravyLumpy Gravy (2.7139)
Lumpy Gravy, Frank Zappa's first solo album, was released months beforethe Mothers of Invention's third LP (even though its back cover asked the question: "Is this phase two ofWe're Only in It for the ...more
21
Baby Snakes  by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 2.6941 out of 4 stars for Baby Snakes Baby Snakes  (2.6941)
One of the Holy Grails for any Frank Zappa fan is to acquire a copy of his three-hour movieBaby Snakes. ...more
22
Over-Nite Sensation by Frank Zappa
The first Zappa release on which he ditched avant-garde fully for commerce. ...more
23
Joe's Garage: Acts I, II & III by Frank Zappa
Joe's Garagewas originally released in 1979 in two separate parts;Act Icame first, followed by a two-record set containingActs II & III. Rykodisc's reissue puts all three acts together on two CDs. ...more
24
Make a Jazz Noise Here by Frank Zappa
Of the three CDs released by Frank Zappa featuring the 1988 touring band that self-destructed after four months, each disc seems to have its own flavor. ...more
25
Cheap Thrills by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 2.6499 out of 4 stars for Cheap ThrillsCheap Thrills (2.6499)
Now see, this is a cool idea. This is how you should do a compilation as a primer for an artist! Released it CHEAP!! This originally retailed for the price of £3.99, or something similar. ...more
26
Roxy & Elsewhere by Frank Zappa
Track listing: 1) Penguin In Bondage ; 2) Pygmy Twylyte; 3) Dummy Up; 4) Village Of The Sun; 5) Echidna's Arf (Of You) ; 6) Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? ; 7) Cheepnis; 8) Son Of Orange County; 9) M ...more
27
Weasels Ripped My Flesh by Frank Zappa
This, children, is what we call a "weed-out album. ...more
28
Jazz From Hell by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 2.5929 out of 4 stars for Jazz From HellJazz From Hell (2.5929)
This is an album of jazz-rock-oriented instrumental music that, with the exception of the track "St. Etienne," was recorded on the Synclavier music synthesizer. ...more
29
Waka/Jawaka by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 2.5574 out of 4 stars for Waka/JawakaWaka/Jawaka (2.5574)
It's safe to say that 1971 ended on a terrible note for Frank Zappa. ...more
30
Cruising with Ruben & the Jets by Frank Zappa
If anyone has followed the musical career of Frank Zappa for any length of time, they know they should expect the unexpected, much like with Neil Young. ...more
31
Francesco Zappa by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 2.4795 out of 4 stars for Francesco ZappaFrancesco Zappa (2.4795)
In one sense, seeing Frank Zappa put out a classical disc featuring works from an 18th Century Italian composer who shared a common name shouldn't be that big of a surprise. ...more
32
Chunga's Revenge by Frank Zappa
In a sense, callingChunga's Revengea Frank Zappa solo album is a bit of a misnomer. ...more
33
Have I Offended Someone? by Frank Zappa
As the title suggests,Have I Offended Someone?contains all of Zappa's notoriously tasteless parodies and satires, from "Bobby Brown Goes Down," "Catholic Girls," and "Jewish Princess" to "He's So Gay, ...more
34
Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch by Frank Zappa
Any Zappa album or song on which the expert falsetto of Roy Estrada appears is at least guarranteed to contain a few grin inducing moments, and 'Ship Arriving' is no exception. ...more
35
Lost Episodes by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 2.3329 out of 4 stars for Lost EpisodesLost Episodes (2.3329)
Track listing: 1) The Blackouts; 2) Lost In A Whirlpool; 3) Ronny Sings?; 4) Kenny's Booger Story; 5) Ronnie's Booger Story; 6) Mount St Mary's Concert Excerpt; 7) Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance ...more
36
Sleep Dirt by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 2.3170 out of 4 stars for Sleep DirtSleep Dirt (2.3170)
The year 1979 kicked off quite possibly what was the most fruitful year of Frank Zappa's musical life. ...more
37
Ahead of Their Time by Frank Zappa
Oh man, what a bizarre live album (at least, the first half of it is). ...more
38
Unmitigated Audacity by Frank Zappa
Dhis is a bootlegged portion of a 1974 concert that Frank decided to release, completely unenhanced and unremastered, in late 1991. ...more
39
Civilization Phaze III by Frank Zappa
I first heard this dense and deliciously twisted album in October 1993 in the room where much of it was created: Frank Zappa's recording studio at his home, in Los Angeles. ...more
40
Tinseltown Rebellion by Frank Zappa
As the decade of the '80s hit, Frank Zappa seemed to be in a retrospective mood. ...more
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41
Studio Tan by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 2.2274 out of 4 stars for Studio TanStudio Tan (2.2274)
Track listing: 1) The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary; 2) Revised Music For Guitar And Low-Budget Orchestra; 3) Lemme Take You To The Beach; 4) RDNZL. ...more
42
Just Another Band from L.A. by Frank Zappa
One could honestly question whether it was Frank Zappa's intention to releaseJust Another Band From L.A. ...more
43
The Grand Wazoo by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 2.1759 out of 4 stars for The Grand WazooThe Grand Wazoo (2.1759)
Frank Zappa closed out 1972 - and a particularly bad year all around for him (as he was still recovering from being pushed off-stage in London in December 1971) - withThe Grand Wazoo, an album that bu ...more
44
Guitar by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 2.1561 out of 4 stars for GuitarGuitar (2.1561)
Track listing: 1) Sexual Harassment In The Workplace; 2) Which One Is It?; 3) Republicans; 4) Do Not Pass Go; 5) Chalk Pie; 6) In-A-Gadda-Stravinsky; 7) That's Not Really Reggae; 8) When No One Was No ...more
45
Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar by Frank Zappa
By 1981, there was no doubt that Frank Zappa had achieved the title of "guitar god," and had done so fairly. ...more
46
Orchestral Favorites by Frank Zappa
The final single-album release that included the tracks from the now-legendary 4-LP setLather,Orchestral Favoritesis a release that not many Zappa fans probably get on the first listen. Or the second. ...more
47
The Yellow Shark by Frank Zappa
It seems almost fitting that, after spending the final years of his career trying to convince the world he was a serious musician, the last album that would be released during Frank Zappa's lifetime w ...more
48
Does Humor Belong in Music? by Frank Zappa
For the longest time,Does Humor Belong In Music?, the 1986 release that documented Frank Zappa's band circa 1984 in the live setting, was not available in the United States, but the reasons for its ab ...more
49
Halloween by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 1.9750 out of 4 stars for HalloweenHalloween (1.9750)
In 1978, Frank Zappa played five nights in a row in New York leading up to Halloween, some elements of which have been released before. ...more
50
Mystery Disc by Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa scores a combined 1.9633 out of 4 stars for Mystery DiscMystery Disc (1.9633)
During the '80s, Frank Zappa created special boxed sets of some of his earlier albums, and sold them to fans asThe Old Masters. ...more