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Van Halen II

by Van Halen

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Overall Rating: 2.5046 Van Halen II is ranked overall as 2.5046 out of 4 stars
Avg. Critic Score: 2.8500 Van Halen II has an avg. critic score of 2.8500 out of 4 stars

Van Halen II Lyrics

Lyrics
Disc
Track
Title
 
8
 
  • Hahhhhh
  • Well I'm, feelin' better, now that we're through
  • Feelin' better baby, I'm over you
  • (Ah) I've learned my lesson baby, and it left a scar
  • (Ah) But now I see how ya really are
  • You're no good! no good, no good
  • Baby, you're no good. Oooh yeah
  • No good, no good, no good (Ah-hah!)
  • Baby, you're no good
  • I broke a heart, simple n' true
  • Broke a heart for someone like you
  • (Ah) We'll be comin' back, don't come running to me
  • (Ah) I wanna love you, maybe set you free
  • You're no good, no good, no good
  • Baby, you're no good. Whoa oh-ooh
  • You're no good, no good, no good (Ah-no!)
  • Baby, you're no good
  • Hah
  • (Guitar Solo)
  • Used to be I couldn't sleep at night, baby
  • Now you go on an' do what you want to
  • Ow!
  • (Ah-ow!)
  • No good, no good, (Ow-ow!) no good
  • Baby, you're no good (Ow!)
  • (Ow-ow!)
  • Ah! Uh! Uh!
 
  • Have you seen her? So fine and pretty
  • Fooled me with her style and ease
  • And I feel her from across the room
  • Yes, it's love in the third degree
  • Ooh, baby baby
  • Won't-cha turn your head my way?
  • Ooh, baby baby
  • Ah come on! Take a chance
  • You're old enough to
  • Dance (Dance) the night away
  • Whoa-oh (Ah) Come on g-girl, dance the night away
  • A live wire, barely a beginner
  • But just watch that lady go
  • She's on fire, 'cause dancin' gets her higher than-uh
  • Anything else she knows
  • Ooh, baby baby
  • Won't-cha turn your head my way?
  • Ooh, baby baby
  • Well don't skip romance 'cause
  • You're old enough to
  • Dance (Dance) the night away
  • Oh-oh-oh (Ah) Come on g-girl, dance the night away
  • Oh, oh-oh-oh oh yeah
  • (Guitar Solo)
  • Dance (oh) the night away. Hey, hey, yeah!
  • Dance, dance, dance the night away
  • Ah come on baby (Dance the night away) Hey, hey yeah!
  • Dance, dance, dance the night away
  • Uh, come on baby, baby (Dance the night away) Ooh, ooh, yeah
  • Dance, dance, dance the night away. Ah, ha ow!
 
  • (One, two, three, four)
  • Ooh yeah! Ow-ow!
  • You better call me a doctor, feelin' no pain
  • Overloaded, down the drain
  • Somebody get me a doctor
  • You better call up the ambulance I'm, deep in shock
  • Overloaded baby, I can hardly walk
  • Somebody get me a doctor (Ooh!)
  • Somebody get me a doctor
  • Yeah! I'm feelin' over fine
  • And I'm speedin', down that line
  • Woo, woo!
  • (Guitar Solo)
  • Ow! Ow! Ow!
  • Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
  • Woo!
  • Oh, woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
  • Ow!
  • Ooo!
  • Ya better call up a doctor, feelin high
  • I'm overloaded baby, I say "Bye-bye!"
  • Somebody get me a doctor. Oh, yeah!
  • Somebody get me a doctor. Ooh, ooh!
  • Somebody get me a doctor. Ah, yeah!
  • Ooh!
  • Somebody give me a shot!
 
  • Ow!
  • I been sitting here 'bout half the night, ah
  • Uh, momma fill my cup up
  • Said, I came here to waste some time
  • I think I'm gonna jump up
  • I'm singin', I'm dancin', most every night
  • I want to do that with you, babe
  • Let's do this bottle right!
  • Oh, oh, (Oh!) baby. (Ow!) Bottoms up! Ow!
  • Woo! Ah pretty maids all in a row
  • Go on, set 'em up, up
  • Come um-um-um-um-um baby, bottoms up!
  • I'm singin', I'm dancin', most every night
  • An' I wanna do that with you, babe
  • Let's do this bottle (Oh!) right!
  • (Guitar Solo)
  • Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Woo! All right. Ow!
  • Ev'ryone sing a little bit, ah!
  • Come um-um-um-um-um baby, (hah ha ha) bottoms up
  • Come um-um-um-um-um baby, bottoms up
  • Come um-um-um-um-um baby, (Woo) bottoms up, bum-bum-buh
  • Come um-um-um-um-on baby, bottoms up
  • Owww!
  • Yeah
  • (Guitar Solo)
 
  • Ohh-ahh!
  • Ooh, woman and a woman, now the silly games you play, yeah
  • Wow! Dealin' with your troubles drove me away-eyay yeah
  • Yeah!
  • Ooh, well a sayin' that you're leavin'
  • I don't wanna hear that talk
  • Stare at disbelief in me when I just up and walk
  • Outta love! (Outta love) Again
  • (Outta love) Oh! Once again, ahhh
  • (Guitar Solo)
  • Ooh, lovin' and a livin' and a treat me like a fool
  • (Didn't you? Didn't you?)
  • I mean, you're doin' all you can to make me sad n' blue, yeah yeah
  • (Didn't you?) Uh!
  • Oh, well ah, said you were leavin'
  • I don't wanna hear that talk
  • Stare at disbelief in me when I just up and walk
  • Outta love! (Outta love) Again
  • (Outta love) Whoa-wow! Once again
  • (Guitar Solo)
  • Lovin' and a livin' and a treat me like a fool! Wow!
  • (Do you? Ooo! Do You? Yeah)
  • Uh doin' all you can to make me sad n' blue, wow!
  • (Didn't you?)
  • Yeah
  • Oh, you're talkin' bout your leavin'
  • I don't wanna hear that talk
  • Stare at disbelief in me when I just up and walk
  • Out of love! (Outta love) Again
  • (Outta love) A-gi-gi-gi-gi-gain, ow!
 
  • Oh...
  • Yeah, we're all fast breakers comin' outta the gates
  • Takin' chances. We're the crash n' burn
  • Yeah, there is a way with beauty but you never gave a love
  • Cross the line where none return
  • Oh, I watch my television, almost lost my mind
  • It said "Open your eyes. Leave it all behind."
  • I heard the wind a-whisp'rin'
  • Strong magic comin' on
  • They comin' out for sure
  • Come see your children, yeah
  • They're lighting up the skies
  • Won't recognize them anymore (Ha ha)
  • Wolves at my door, wised up quick
  • Turned here an' gone, from on the go
  • Seems the old folks who come up short
  • Were the pretty little kids who didn't want it, no
  • I had some crazy vision, one I can't deny it
  • It said "Open my eyes. Leave it all behind."
  • I heard the winds a-whisp'rin'
  • Strong magic comin' on
  • It's comin' out for sure
  • Come see your children, yeah
  • They're lighting up the skies
  • You won't, recognize them anymore
  • Ooh, mama, see the firelights
  • Ooh, we're comin' out tonight
  • Ooh, mama, see the firelights
  • Ooh, lightin' up the sky
  • Light 'em up!
  • (Guitar Solo)
  • Light up the sky
  • Light up the sky
  • Light up the sky
  • Light up the sky
  • Light 'em up!
 
  • [Instrumental]
 
  • We was broke and hungry on a summer day
  • They sent the sheriff down to try an' drive us away
  • We were sittin' ducks for the police man
  • They found a dirty-faced kid in a garbage can, uh ha
  • Ooh! And I'm alone, I'm on the highway
  • Wanted, dead or alive
  • Dead or alive
  • Broken down and dirty, dressed in rags
  • A-from the day my mama told me "Boy, you pack your bags."
  • A-send the mayor down in his pickup truck
  • The jury look at me, say "Outta luck." Oo-ooh, yeah!
  • And I'm alone, I'm on the highway
  • Wanted, dead or alive
  • Dead or alive, uh-aah!
  • (Guitar Solo)
  • Alright! Uh!
  • Now, I'm broken down and dirty, dressed in rags
  • A-from the day my mama told me "Boy, you pack your bags."
  • An' we were sittin' ducks for the police man
  • They found a dirty-faced kid in a garbage can
  • Di-yeah, yeah!
  • Babe, I'm alone and, I'm on the highway
  • Wanted, dead or alive
  • Dead or alive, ow-ow!
  • (Guitar Solo)
  • Wow! I'm gone! Ooh yeah! Oh!
  • Ow-ow!
  • Baby, let me run
  • Oh-oh, oh-oh!
  • I'm a spark on the horizon
  • Ow!
  • Ow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow!
  • Ow-wow-wow-wow-wow!
 
  • She was a-seaside sittin'
  • Just a-smokin' and a-drinkin' on ringside
  • On top of the world, oh yeah
  • She had her drink in her hand
  • She had her toes in the sand and whoa! Ha, ha
  • What a beautiful girl, ah yeah
  • What a sweet talkin' honey with a little bit o' money
  • She turn your head around
  • Creature from the sea with the looks to me
  • Like she like to fool around
  • What a snappy little mammy gonna keep a pappy happy
  • And accompany me, to the ends of the earth, ah yeah
  • Ah, that's why I said
  • Here I am, ain't no man of the world, no
  • All I need is a beautiful girl
  • Ah yeah, beautiful girls
  • Woo, come here, honey. Come here, come here, come here
  • Well, I'm a bum in the sun and I'm havin' fun
  • And I know you know I got no special plans (Special plans)
  • All the bills are paid, I got it made in the shade
  • N' all I nee-nee-need is the woman, ha-ha-ha (Understand)
  • What a sweet talkin' honey with a little bit o' money
  • She turn your head around
  • A creature from the sea with the looks to me
  • Like she like to fool around
  • Here I am, ain't no man of the world, no
  • All I need is a beautiful girl
  • Ah yeah, beautiful girl
  • Oh, come this way, babe
  • (Guitar Solo)
  • Sit down right here
  • Ooh la la!
  • Think I got it now
  • Now I'm a-seaside sittin'
  • Just a-smokin' and a-drinkin', I'm ringside
  • On top of the world (Top of the world)
  • I got a drink in my hand, I got my toes in the sand
  • All I need, is a beautiful girl (Beautiful girl)
  • Oh yeah!
  • Here I am, ain't no man of the world, no
  • All I need is a beautiful girl
  • Ah yeah! Beautiful girls
  • Whoa! I ain't lyin' to ya
  • Nothin' else I need
  • Ah yeah, beautiful girls
  • Sit yourself on down
  • Ah yeah, beautiful girls
  • Ow!
  • Ah yeah, beautiful girls
  • Ow!
  • Ah yeah, beautiful girls
  • Woo! Come here, baby. Come here. Woo!
  • Ah yeah, beautiful girls
  • What's your name, honey? What's your--hey! Hey, where ya goin'?
  • Ah yeah, beautiful girls
  • Hey! Hey, hey! Wait a minute, wait a min... Oh!
  • Ah yeah, beautiful girls
  • I love 'em! I need 'em!
  • Ah yeah, beautiful girls
  • Can't do without 'em, no!
  • Ah yeah, beautiful girls
  • Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
  • Ah yeah, beautiful girls
  • Ah yeah, beautiful girls
  • (smooch)

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