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Undressed
by Pansy Division
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Overall Rating:
2.0913
Avg. Critic Score:
3.6000
Undressed Lyrics
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- There´s a few straight guys i know
- They wanna know who plays the women´s role
- I shake my head and say it´s not like that
- Some guys have the imagination of a doormat
- Our roles are not cast in stone
- We trade of getting boned
- Cause we´re versatile
- There´s a few straigth guys i´ve known
- There´s a few straigth guys i´ve blown
- They like women and make sure you don´t forget it
- But they´ve got a burning desire to GET IT
- They want to know how taking it feels
- Like Pete Townshend when he revealed
- He´s versatile
- There´s a few straigth guys i know
- Tired of the traditional roles
- There´s nothing like a good vibrator
- To jump start a bored masturbator
- Maybe dildo would enrish their lives
- They could explain to their girlfriends and wives
- They´re versatile
- I don't like macho, put it away
- Doesn't appeal to me, straight or gay
- But I know a boy who catches my eye
- He don't act tough, why should he try?
- He's a fem in a black leather jacket
- He's a gem in a black leather jacket
- He's a gem in a black leather jacket
- And I wanna take him home with me
- With his long long hair and pouty lips
- Cute little butt and sexy hips
- The way he moves has me inspired
- He's the boy that I require
- Chorus Fem fem, fem fem femmy
- He looks as good in a skirt as he does in jeans
- He is a most notorious queen
- (With) his personality I'm not impressed
- But I can't wait to get him undressed
- Chorus And I'm gonna take him home with me!
- I've never been in anything like this before
- We take off our clothes before we're in the door
- Eight hours of work is especially tough
- When three times a day is barely enough
- I got the carrot, You got the stick
- You start to nibble I start to lick
- And we get our bodies all hot And sweaty and runny
- Then we fuck like bunnies
- Showing up early catches me off guard
- Hearing your knock on my door gets me hard
- You drive me rough like a pick-up truck
- It´s a never-ending nonstop boy fuck
- Chorus It´s been days and days since I´ve seen my friends
- Burning the candle with you at both ends
- We might burn out like a supernova
- But for the moment, please roll over
- Chorus
- Cute drunk boys in gay bars
- All the trouble they cause
- They come onto you so bold
- Get them home they pass out cold
- You go to sleep, they start to snore
- I can´t put with this any more
- Oh no no, no no no
- Waited so long, how much more to go?
- Frustrated, sitting at home
- Life´s too short to spend alone
- So you throw some clothes on that tired body
- Venture out'n try to meet somebody
- But it´s a temporary gain
- To tide you over and keep you from going insane
- Oh no no, no no no
- Waited so long, how much more to go?
- My straight friends are having weddings
- That´s not where my life is heading
- O drunken squalor, get tree behind me
- But there´s always some old trick there to remind me
- I´m professionally single, you know
- I´m so experienced that by now I´m a pro
- Oh no no, no no no
- Waited so long, how much more to go?
- I met a cute guy in a gallery
- I looked at him he smiled at me
- We started talking and I was impressed
- He was smart and sweet and confident
- Just as I was thanking my good luck
- That was the moment reality struck
- He bid me goodbye and quickly fled
- Back to the safety of his girlfriend
- And that´s the story so far
- That´s the story so far
- Well I was hangin' out at that old queer bar
- The only in my home town
- Looking around, didn´t find much to choose
- Feeling the I-can´t-get-laid blues
- But as I was leaving the doorman smiled
- He was a honey so I stopped for a while
- We hit it off, but oh, cruel fate
- He was the only guy in the place that was straight
- And that´s the story so far
- That´s the story so far
- This is the part that I can´t stand
- Falling for an attractive man
- Who´s great but often straight
- This is the part I hate
- But one I ten still means a lot of them
- But so many are wrapped up in silly trends
- That I despise and make me roll my eyes
- That I despise and make me roll my eyes
- Is this my community?Sometimes I want to mutiny
- Walking down the street
- So many guys I want to meet
- And it makes me smile
- But it might take a long while
- To find that cutie
- With both brains and beauty
- So I´ll keep the faith
- But for now I wait
- And that the story, that´s the story, that´s the story of my life
- That´s the story, that´s the story, that´s the story of my life
- That´s the story, that´s the story, that´s the story?So far?/FONT>
- He walks through the Lower Haight
- With a pouch on one arm
- He´s tall and slim And he moves with an animal charm
- He´s a foxy dude
- I´d love to lure him to my room
- We´ll lay back Relax and do some shrooms
- My hippy dude, my hippy dude
- Get you in the nude ´N do things rude and lewd my hippy dude
- The pants he wears Are made in EI Salvador
- If I could get inside them
- I´d be a happy man for sure
- I realize many guys like this aren´t gay
- But there´s so much ambiguity
- I wouldn´t try to say
- Chorus
- I can´t wait to get my hands
- On your hippy dick
- Your love pump is what I´ll lick
- Your hippy dick, your hippy dick
- Your hip hip hip hip hip hip hippy dick
- I think I could learn
- To stand the Grateful Dead
- It sure beats listening
- To some dance remix instead
- I´d love to run my hand
- Through his long and wavy locks
- And be stretched out on his bed
- Holding one another´s cocks
- Chorus
- I´ve got nothing against a man
- Whose dick is hard straight
- I´ll take it in my hand
- It sure feels great
- But there´s one thing
- That turns me on for sure
- And that is a man
- Whose dick has got curvature
- Curvature, curvature
- Something that can peek out at me around the
- furniture
- Curvature, curvature
- Something that really gets me off is curvature
- When I get home with a guy
- And it´s getting late
- I can´t wait to gauge the angle of his tubesteak
- When I get around
- To opening his package
- The guy who´s bent like the St. Louis arch
- Is gonna have an advantage
- He´s thought about it for a long long time
- About being attracted to his own kind
- He´s ready to take those fantasies
- And make them into something real
- And finally do all the things
- He´s been dreaming of
- He´s joining the cocksucker club
- To not have to pretend he was drunk
- When he seduced his roommate on his bunk
- He might be bi, he might be gay
- But he knows he´s finally ready to say
- Some of the things
- He´s constantly thinking of
- By joining the cocksucker club
- So lick lick lick suck suck suck
- Unroll the condoms and fuck fuck fuck
- Down on your knees, giving good head
- Do it on your parents´queen-size bed
- In high school he´d spend hundreds of hours
- Fantasizing about boys in the showers
- Billy was hung, Rick was thick
- Daniel had a most upstanding dick
- But Eric was the one with extra yardage to love
- By joining the cocksuck club
- So lick lick lick slurp slurp slurp
- Do it though your jaws start to hurt
- The taste and feel of a dick that´s new
- Is a fun activity to pursue
- He´s thought about it for a long long time
- About being attracted to his own kind
- He´s finally facing what it means
- when another boy causes a lump in your jeans
- Taking the plunge
- Goin´down for love
- He´s joining the cocksucker club
- He´s ready for the cocksucker club
- He´s a member of the cocksucker club
- I knew when i first met him
- That i never would forget him
- To find a beauty such as he in my bed was rare
- To sleep with him i was excited
- but later i was less delighted
- When i found that special present he left
- in my pubic hair
- Now it´s a crabby day, unhappy day
- I´ll never forget him i´m sad to say
- Leave me alone
- I´m having a crabby day
- So to the drugstore without haste
- To solve the problem below the waist
- Then the laundromat to disinfect my clothes
- and sheets
- Walking home who do i see
- But the guy who gave those wretched vermin
- to me
- He quickly runs to opposite side of the street
- Now it´s a crabby day, unhappy day
- To be treated in such a shabby way
- Gimme a break,
- I´m having a rabby day
- At home a message is waiting
- From a boy i´ve been contemplating
- he´s leaving town for a month and wants
- to see me tonight
- After the lotion´s been applied
- Can i be sure every one of those critters has died
- Or take the risk of passing them on
- for a long-awaited night
- It´s such a crabby day, unhappy day
- Why did have to call today
- Get me out of this
- I´m having a crabby day
- Once slept with a black-haired lad
- Went up his apartment
- Pretty quickly, things turned bad
- Passion wasn´t his department
- Too busy shoving poppers up his nose
- to notice me
- Took a chance with another
- Frolicking in bed
- But he couldn´t get exited
- Unless i help a pillow tightly over his head
- Just your average boy next door
- Well they say some day prince will come
- Not holding my breath anymore
- You gotta kiss some frogs
- You´ve heard that one before
- Now i´ve kissed a lot of frogs
- Am i better off than i was before
- Sitting here alone chapped lips
- I´ve never been a slut
- Though i´ve slept with more than a few
- Maybe that´s something that
- I could aspire to
- There´s a lotta people in this town
- Who never seem to come to grips with
- How they feel from the waist down
- Well i´ve been reading the personals
- There seems to be two kinds
- Helpless romantics, or guys with
- absolutely nothing on their minds
- But the endless bump and grind
- Living in a fishbowl
- Here at the edge of the world
- you can´t go west forever
- Or you´ll hit ocean bottom
- Looking up from the Golden Gate
- I can´t see east of the Berkeley Hills
- But some people wanna live in North Dakota
- Maybe you can go far in Fargo
- Rock rock rock rock rock & roll queer bar
- Don´t care about heterosexuality
- Rock, rock, rock & roll queer bar
- That´s not what i want to be
- Rock rock, rock & roll queer bar
- I just wanna have some kicks
- I just wanna get some dicks
- Rock rock rock rock rock & roll queer bar
- Well the boys out there knock me out you know
- Rock rock, rock & roll queer bar
- Cruisin´around for a cute homo
- Rock rock, rock & roll queer bar
- I hate the yuppies and the sweater queens
- In their overpriced cars and acid wash jeans
- Rock rock rock rock, rock & roll queer bar
- Summer shorts on a lawn of green
- Smooth tan legs and what in between
- Touch your knee, slide up your leg
- Pull your shirt off over your head
- This is where it begins
- This is the moment we live for
- When we abandon a hostile world
- And surrender our clothing to the floor
- Stroke your body, smooth lean chest
- Brush the nipples, my hand comes to rest
- Kiss your neck, fingers through your hair
- Reaching down your back inside your underwear
- Chorus
- Feel your tongue, feel your lips
- Bodies in motion, grinding hips
- All hands below, finding what´s concealed
- Zippers down, the prize revealed
- Chorus
- We´re here to tell you, ya better make way
- We´re queer rockers in your face today
- We can´t relate to Judy Garland
- It´s a new generation of music calling
- We´re the buttfuckers of rock & roll
- we wanna sock it to your hole
- With loud guitars, we´re gay and proud
- We gonna get ya with your pants down
- Closeted rockers, we´ve heard of a few
- They won´t risk their careers to come out to you
- We have no such deceptions, no such ploys
- We make it clear we wanna sleep with boys
- We´re buttfuckers of rock & roll
- we wanna sock it to your hole
- We don´t care if you´re top or bottom
- Just use your butthole, everyone´s got 'em
- We do love rock & roll, it´s true
- But that boy-meets-girl stuff just won´t do
- We got condoms, got our lube
- We know how to use 'em, how 'bout you?
- We are the buttfuckers of rock & roll
- We wanna sock it to your hole
- Latino, Asian, white, or black
- We´re gonna getcha on your back
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