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Take Me to Your Leader
by King Geedorah
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Overall Rating:
3.3871
Avg. Critic Score:
3.6667
- Follow the light ... the light is your guide ...
- I am controller of Planet X
- And I've invited you here to discuss something that's very important
- King Geedorah, take me to your leader
- Quick to claim that he not no snake like, "Me neither"
- They need to take a breather
- He been rhyming longer than Sigmund the sea creature
- Been on Saturday feature -- pleased to meet cha'
- And came to wake you up out the deep sleeper, like --
- He needed to stop before he caught the knee-drop
- Even give you more zip-zip then ZZ Top
- On full beers, though shall not ball corners
- Geedorah like, "One more step, and y'alls goners"
- So-called rich, front if y'all wanna
- When he spit electrics don't be in y'all saunas
- He only here to warn us what the plan is
- The hour is upon us, it's bananas
- Born alone die alone, no matter who your man is
- Hope he live long enough to tell it to his grandkids
- King Geedorah, three-finger ring fever
- Spring chicken eater, ID'ed as the ringleader
- Who needs a heater? Catch 'em with bare hands
- These same hands that make razors out beer cans
- His own biggest fan
- And got a fan base as big as Japan
- Uh ... yeah ... and?
- All hail the king! And give him three cheers, fam
- Like, hip hip hooray!
- Do his thing for the little kids like Sling Blade
- To the grave, put in work like a slave
- On how to flip scripts on the dipstick brigade
- Rock 'em like "Su-su-sudio" played
- Back when we used to rock the shag, no fade
- This skilled trade like a tailor made suede
- Hit the studio -- and I'm paid
- Half upfront, half upon mastering
- You don't have to be no crystal ball reader
- Allergic to salt pita, used to be a wall beater
- In the game like a Wall Street cheater
- A lot of rap noise is annoying like Cita
- Turn into a triple-X monster from a fairy tale movie
- He don't know me very well, do he?
- King Geedorah, crush on his seed's teacher
- They need to pay her better, she had nothing on the reefer
- Heifer, and I had to offer her a stick of gum
- She was as thick as they come, and taught a strict curriculum
- Which is only good for my son
- When I'm in the hood? Razor's on tongue
- Nowadays, it's amazing raising young
- Rule number one: keep your fazers on stun!
- Render unto Geedorah what is Geedorah's
- Tend to when he seizure through a beaker and a tweezers
- Read the fine print and be like, "What's the big deal?"
- Spun wheels-of-steel since broke wheel Big Wheel
- Back when it was greasy S-curl, now it's easy dread
- Had a rhyme on how they used to tease him 'bout his peasy head
- Yes-yes-y'all to the beat, have a ball or Avacore
- Have it your way, grab his straw, Jabberjaw
- Since two tone Lee's, these new phonies is boney hoes
- Lonely like cheese and baloney only
- I could've broke my "sacro-philly-ac" (sacroiliac)
- Silly grind, Billy Jack, illy nine milli black
- Listen to it go "bang!" Through and through a Kangol
- A strange combination of a king who use slang flow
- Two-thirds slow, one-third amazing
- Wonder words, fine sponsor of this Thunderbird occasion
- And have an iller rhyme, at least by Miller Time
- Collect the skrilla and geese with a killer dime
- Met her out in Killa Queens, originally she from the Philippines
- I love the way she fill her jeans
- Still a teen, and made for strange bedfellows
- Okay, so it's head to elbows for shell-toes
- Uh-oh, heads up! There she blows
- A whole load of Head & Shoulders, and who care where she goes
- Let the music take control
- Just don't let the evildoers abuse it and use it to take your soul
- It's like putting fire to fake gold, it turn colors
- And get duller than a bake roll with no butter
- The shutter of a cake hole
- Who break drakes 'til it get old and flake mold
- Cornball, have 'em seeing white stars, I warned y'all
- Like getting hit with a bottle of Mo' from Sean Paul
- (He not white) ... Oh, he mad light though
- Either which way, they not ready for the lightning show
- And can't scandalize mine
- You could ask a swine who can't stands when I shine
- Geedorah the professor, add a question to the lessons
- He suggest you get a full assessment instead of guessing
- It's too stressing, did he stutter like rookie yes-men?
- Or did he just bring the butter, like the cookie chessmen
- This just in: they ain't even worth the worry
- Lying on their first birth and couldn't even hurt a Smurfberry
- Hear ye, hear ye! How dare ye
- Go up against the king who do his thing tri-yearly?
- They're too carefree with their mouths around here
- Off with his head, and display it at Town Square
- On top a seven-feet spike, make sure it's on tight
- In light of when the peasants throw stones with all their might
- Skull get smashed for weeks
- 'Til vulture beaks eats the last meat off your cheeks
- Maybe then they'll know the right words to speak
- Out loud, at home, in the world, or in the streets
- It's no escape, just in case
- All the kings' mens and 'em decides to go apes
- The most slick-talking of burly guys
- Get caught and boiled in oil like curly fries
- Even those that's Mr. Furley's size that earned the fate
- Could all get burned at the stake
- Send word to his closest kins, that for his sins
- We claim his throne, his providence, and its citizens
- In the name of King Geedorah! ...
- Don't make him catch a seizure ...
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