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Sex Packets

by Digital Underground

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Overall Rating: 3.7782 Sex Packets is ranked overall as 3.7782 out of 4 stars
Avg. Critic Score: 4.0000 Sex Packets has an avg. critic score of 4.0000 out of 4 stars

Sex Packets Lyrics

Lyrics
Disc
Track
Title
 
11
 
  • [Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G)]
  • All right!
  • Stop whatcha doin'
  • 'cause I'm about to ruin
  • the image and the style that ya used to.
  • I look funny,
  • but yo I'm makin' money, see
  • so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
  • Now gather round
  • I'm the new fool in town
  • and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
  • I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
  • so just let me introduce myself
  • My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
  • Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
  • And all the rappers in the top ten-please allow me to bump thee.
  • I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
  • and just like Humpty Dumpty
  • you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
  • I like to rhyme,
  • I like my beats funky,
  • I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
  • I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
  • but sometimes I get ridiculous
  • I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
  • hey yo fat girl, c'mere-are ya ticklish?
  • Yeah, I called ya fat.
  • Look at me, I'm skinny
  • It never stopped me from gettin' busy
  • I'm a freak
  • I like the girls with the boom
  • I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
  • I'm crazy.
  • Allow me to amaze thee.
  • They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
  • I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
  • and I even got my own dance
  • [Chorus:]
  • The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
  • Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
  • Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
  • Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
  • Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
  • [Verse Two:]
  • People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
  • that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
  • Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
  • but ya can't get near me
  • I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
  • all the girls they adore me
  • Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
  • 'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
  • My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
  • Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
  • I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
  • both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
  • I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
  • I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
  • I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
  • I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
  • Also told ya that I like to bite
  • Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
  • All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
  • and now I'm gonna do my dance.
  • [Chorus]
  • [Breakdown:]
  • Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
  • Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
  • Oh, yeah!
  • Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
  • let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
  • It's real easy to do--check it out
  • [Verse Three:]
  • First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
  • Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
  • Crazy wack funky
  • People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
  • That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
  • It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
  • Anyone can play this game
  • This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
  • No two people will do it the same
  • Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
  • Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
  • jig around, shakin' ya rump,
  • and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
  • tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
  • [Chorus]
  • Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
  • White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
  • Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
  • Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
  • Let's get stoopid!
  • [Chorus]
  • Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
  • [Outro:]
  • Once again, the Underground is in the house
  • I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
  • keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
  • and to the ladies,
  • peace and humptiness forever
  • [Music and fade]
 
  • Yo Shock man people be comin up to me sayin
  • You guys old school, new school, R&B or hip-hop?"
  • What should I tell em?
  • Now this is not your average everyday rap song
  • We won't be rockin bells that go a ding and a dong
  • The bass drummer hipper won't be lingering on
  • Check out the way we kick it on the microphone
  • The funky beat is playin and we're swingin along
  • The Underground is rockin with the hip-hop song
  • The drums are ringin with the serious tone
  • Ah clock this y'all, we're on the microphone
  • Ah MC's, you like the way we swing
  • Well listen close and make sure you don't miss a thing
  • Don't you know that we're the microphone masters
  • Known to MC's as the raw dog bastards
  • We bust rhymes, and write everyday
  • So listen close, to the things that we say
  • Triple-slippin MC's will get verbally raped
  • We'll send you home with that look on your face
  • And just rock this, you can't stop this
  • Ah just rock this, try and clock this (try and clock this)
  • The funky beat is playing and we're swingin along
  • The Underground is rockin with the hip-hop song
  • The funky drums is ringin with the serious tone
  • Ah clock this y'all, we're on the microphone
  • Ah MC's, ya like the way we swing (ya like the way we swing)
  • Cause America, likes the way we swing
  • MC's, you like the way we swing
  • I hope you do, cause if you don't it don't mean a thing
  • See we don't play for other hip-hop crews, it's not about you
  • We do the things that we wanna do
  • We're MC's to please the loyal followers
  • But you you're just a sucker hip-hop borrower
  • Your real name is probably Bradworth or Bennett
  • Your verbal baggage ain't got nuthin in it
  • You think that you're rockin but you're not hip-hoppin
  • So you best stop jockin at the masters
  • MC's, you like the way we swing (you like the way we swing)
  • Yeah, cause America, likes the way we swing
  • MC's, you like the way we swing (you like the way we swing)
  • The Queen told you that you're nothing but an underling
  • We're talkin trash, we kick it kind of cocky
  • You can't deny it though the drums are good and sloppy
  • The funky beat is playin and we're swingin along
  • The Underground is rockin with the hip-hop song
  • The funky drums are ringin with the serious tone
  • Ah clock this y'all, we're on the microphone
  • Ah MC's, like the way we swing (they like the way we swing)
  • Cause America, likes the way we swing
  • [whispered]You're triple-slippin you're triple-slippin
  • You're triple-slippin (yo man) you rhyme like a school teacher
  • About convincing as a preacher, who smokes reefer
  • Why don't you give it up just put the mic down
  • Get out of town with that noise, this is the underground
  • Not your average everyday rap crew
  • You can tell by the things we say the things that we do
  • The funky beat is playin and we're swing along
  • Ah clock this y'all, we're on the microphone
  • Ah MC's, you like the way we swing (ya like the way we swing)
  • Cause America, ahh, likes the way we swing
  • And ya don't stop
  • MC's... they don't know
  • MC's... they don't know
  • MC's... they don't know
  • MC's... what I know
  • DJ's... they don't know
  • DJ's... they don't know
  • DJ's... they don't know
  • DJ's... what I know
  • See we have no time for suckers
  • Who bite with their lowers and their uppers
  • We came here to play and what we really wanna say
  • is MC's, why don't you take the chill pill
  • You really need to listen to the way we spill
  • ah these rhymes, we don't have time to drop a dime
  • Everytime a sucker thief gets away with a line
  • Their mouths keep suckin cause they ain't got nothin
  • But they best stop FUCKIN with the masters
  • MC's, you like the way we swing (you like the way we swing)
  • Yeah, cause America, likes the way we swing
  • MC's, you like the way we swing
  • Cause Africa, likes the way we swing
  • MC's, you like the way we swing
  • Cause down in Australia, they love the way we swing
  • MC's, you like the way we swing
  • Yo, cause Zimbabwe, likes the way we swing (and ya don't stop)
  • Ahh, MC's, you like the way we swing
  • Cause over in the Phillipines, they love the way we swing
  • Yeah, MC's, you like the way we swing
  • Don't you know the UK y'all, likes the way we swing
  • Ahh, MC's, hah you like the way we swing
  • Even in Cleveland, they like the way we swing
  • MC's, you like the way we swing
  • Japan, likes the way we swing
  • (Kick it Shock) and ya don't stop
  • Ah keep on gonna rock til we hit the top
  • Ah one time, in your mind y'all
  • Get busy, get busy, get busy, get busy...
 
  • [Chorus]
  • S-H-I-N-I-N on the funk
  • And listen to the emcees rhymin on the funk
  • We solemnly swear to never bust a style that's bunk
  • So listen to the way that we're rhyming on the funk
  • [Shock G]
  • Now we would like to ask you
  • Have you ever heard this style befo'
  • You gotta say no
  • Cause there ain't no denying
  • And if you say yes you're lying
  • People are always wondering
  • What's up with the Underground
  • Are they down?
  • Or is just another new sound
  • We're saying things
  • And when we use a beat we use it right
  • Cause we're not just playing things
  • Spitting rhymes
  • Like a Tommy gun spraying things
  • So when you see us onstage
  • Don't just stare us down
  • Or compare our sound
  • To any other crew ya like
  • Yo, judge how ya like
  • [Chorus]
  • [Money-B]
  • Riding this like a roller coaster
  • Hugging the curves and dipping
  • Like I'm supposed to do
  • For the Underground troupe
  • Cause I know I'm the poop
  • Steaming hot
  • Stinking up the dance floor
  • Gonna do it freelance
  • For the funk, my friends
  • And all the others in the industry
  • They want to get with me
  • (Shock: Why is that, Mon?)
  • Maybe it's my smooth flow
  • They know this guy is dope
  • So they get hip to the style I'm using
  • It's called Raw Fusion
  • Ain't no time for ego-tripping
  • Let it be known
  • There'll be no slipping on mine
  • Cause all I want
  • Is a chunk of this Underground funk
  • [Chorus]
  • [Shock G]
  • Yo, Money-B
  • [Money-B]
  • What's up cold Shock G?
  • [Shock G]
  • Check it out, would you tell the people what we mean
  • [Money-B]
  • What do you mean what we mean?
  • [Shock G]
  • You know what I mean
  • Tell 'em what we mean
  • When we're R-H-Y-M-I-N on the funk
  • Let 'em know that we got spunk
  • [Money-B]
  • We got it
  • [Shock G]
  • And when I count to three
  • Go on and hit some of that humpty-hump
  • One, two, three
  • [Money-B]
  • Well, I'm humpty-humping
  • You know that I'm saying something
  • The funk's in your face
  • Gonna keep the place jumping
  • As the beat keeps pumping
  • I'm tick-tocking 'em
  • Dope rhymes, I'm dropping 'em
  • On the twenty-four track
  • And there ain't no stopping 'em
  • It's too late to put the tape on pause
  • Because we're
  • [funk sample interlude]
  • [Money-B]
  • Tell me if you think the beat is nasty
  • Well get ready, we're going to get sweaty
  • Just in case I hope you brought a towel in
  • I'm on the prowl when I hear the bass growling
  • [Shock G]
  • Growling like a big bass monster
  • On a rampage, it's like we were onstage
  • Shock G speaking from the Underground
  • [Money-B]
  • Do they understand?
  • [Shock G]
  • I really don't give a damn
  • Cause we're
  • [Chorus]
 
  • [Listen while they're comin man hurry up with the party dog shh be quiet]
  • [Shock G]
  • Enter a new dimension
  • Can't you feel the tension
  • Ever heard the word prevention
  • Well you really need to pay attention
  • You only need a little bit
  • So you want another hit?
  • Call emergency on the telephone
  • You're in the danger zone
  • [Erick Sermon x4]
  • [Verse One: Shock G]
  • You're in the zone, when you need another upper (another upper)
  • You took a slip and goin out like a sucker (like a sucker)
  • Matter of fact, you're more than just slippin
  • You're way beyond control, you're on a mission (on a mission)
  • You walk right through a wall
  • To get a twenty, a forty or an Eight Ball
  • And once you enter this area
  • There ain't nothin scarier, all I wanna say to ya
  • Is just back the hell up (back the hell up)
  • You need to go where they let you do your thing in a cup (thing in a cup)
  • And you take a diagnosis
  • You see your boy Shock G wrote this (wrote this)
  • To open up your mind
  • Do you know who I am, deliverer of a rhyme
  • My job is to verbally slay suckers
  • Like an uzi spray motherfuckers (spray motherfuckers)
  • The Underground is gonna get ya
  • Now pay attention you're about to enter
  • Into a new dimension
  • Can't you feel the tension
  • I'm sure you heard the word prevention
  • So like I said pay attention
  • You only need a little bit
  • Ya still want another hit?
  • Even if it's home-grown
  • Yo, you're in the danger zone
  • [Erick Sermon x8]
  • [Verse Two: Kenny K]
  • On the corner, I see cocaine addicts (cocaine addicts)
  • Givin static and about to go at it (bout to go at it)
  • And then you hear somebody holler
  • (Who was it K?) It was Dopefiend Carla
  • She was waitin on a winner (on a winner)
  • That HOE, every night she has crack for dinner (crack for dinner)
  • But everybody's basin
  • Even the suckers who are runnin this nation
  • YES, I'm pullin no punches
  • The government gets drugs in bunches
  • Shock G get the nine
  • But don't shoot until I finish my rhyme
  • This zone, makes suckers stop breathin (stop breathin)
  • Sweat bullets drop down to their knees and
  • Start beggin for your pipe cause you're all in
  • Sometimes you can feel yourself fallin
  • [Shock G]
  • Into a new dimension
  • Can't you feel the tension?
  • Don't let me forget to mention
  • The Underground is puttin their two cents in
  • What's the matter, feelin blue?
  • Does this record bother you??
  • If so, you need to leave it alone
  • You're in the danger zone
  • [Erick Sermon x8]
  • [Verse Three: Shock G]
  • Caught a red light downtown (downtown)
  • Freak was on the tip, cause my window was down
  • Stuck her head in the car, it was Dopefiend Carla
  • She said "Can you spare five dollars? I said hell no
  • She said "I'm not asking for much"
  • I said bitch, I'd rather give a crippled crab a crutch (crab a crutch)
  • She said "Why you wanna clown me"
  • I said "It's simple, I don't like fiends hangin round me
  • Can't you see, that you got a disease?
  • You weight sixty-six pounds, down from a hundred and three"
  • The light turned green and I was gone
  • She was livin in the danger zone
  • It's a new dimension
  • Can't you feel the tension
  • You recognize this sound
  • Go on, just put the pipe down
  • What's the matter, feelin blue?
  • Does this record bother you??
  • If so you need to leave it alone
  • Punk, you're in the danger zone
  • [Erick Sermon x12]
  • [Shock G as a cop through a walkie talkie]
  • Uhh I'm at the 9600 block of Macarthur, Apartment A
  • (That's a 10-4, 419, uhh, backup for you is on route to your location)
  • Ahh yes, victim ID
  • Young black female, uhh eighteen, she's pregnant
  • You-you-young black female, uhh eighteen, she's pregnant
  • Apparent crack overdose I'm gonna need backup[x4]
  • Nine-eleven, nine-eleven, nine-eleven
  • Uhh cancel that backup call, we've lost her
 
  • Well, we're the freaks of the industry.
  • My man, Money B, Oh my mellow, Shock G
  • The freaks of the industry,
  • And when you see us back stage, be prepared to G
  • Well they say that birds do it, bees do it. (do it)
  • Time to freak, Money B gets to it,
  • Not a heavyweight, but I go twelve rounds,
  • With a jab and a stick, I'm goin' lick for lick, so
  • Give me the helmet, I'll be the stunt man.
  • Just relax, and I won't front.
  • Like Anita, I'm givin' you the best that I've got,
  • And I'll be takin' it slow, never missin' a spot
  • Yes, caressing your back we're chest to chest she's kissing on my freckles.
  • I nibbled around your ears before I suck upon your neck.
  • 'Oh Money B,' yeah, that's what you'll be screamin' and creamin'
  • But it's not a wet dream, it's the real
  • The freaky dog, dark nasty, never lettin' a kitty-cat get past me,
  • Without picking it up, pettin' it, teasin' it,
  • Takin' it on home and pleasin' it
  • Cause we're the freaks of the industry,
  • You's a freak Money B. You got that Shock G
  • The freaks of the industry,
  • And when you see us back stage, be prepared to G.
  • Say you're G'in' (G'in'?)
  • Nobody else is seein'
  • And the freak that you're wit' is in front of you,
  • Bendin' over naked, and she's leanin' on the dresser (Ooh yeah)
  • You're lookin' at her from the rear (Yeah)
  • She looks just like Vanessa (The right stuff)
  • Uh uh, not Vanessa with the singer career,
  • But the X-rated video queen,
  • Know what I mean? (Uh huh) A'ight, here's the scene:
  • You're lying on you're back with your head on the edge of the bed,
  • The booty's two feet from your head:
  • Should you: A, take the time to find a condom,
  • B, you walk right over and you pound 'em,
  • C, tell her that you want her love,
  • Well the answer is D, (D), all of the above.
  • So you're freakin' (freakin'), the furniture's squeakin' (squeakin')
  • She's tweakin', sayin' that she's weak in the knees.
  • Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound,
  • You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around,
  • 'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound,
  • Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room.
  • The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you,
  • In this situation, what do you do: (What?)
  • A, you, plain and simply, back up off her
  • B, you hit it just a little bit softer,
  • C, you take it out and put it in het butt,
  • Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up:
  • I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door
  • Now they can't see me any more.
  • Check the locks so they can't clock, but they can listen.
  • There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin' (Dissin')
  • Gettin' back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and the cherries,
  • Then I go through all the fly positions:
  • My head under her leg under my arm under her toe.
  • She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.'
  • I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it.
  • After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside,
  • And before anybody gets a chance to speak,
  • I say, 'Yo, don't say nuttin', I guess I'm just a freak!'
  • Cause we're the freaks of the industry.
  • Aw, you's a freak, G. Yo, you worse Money B.
  • The freaks of the industry,
  • And when you see us backstage, be prepared to G.
  • (You know what man, you's a freak.
  • I seen you with that girl at the hotel after
  • that show last week.
  • And what about that time out there in the park?
  • Shhh, don't tell nobody)
  • It's like this:
  • Now if there's a cure for this,
  • We don't want it, we'll run from it
  • And if there's a remedy,
  • We don't need it, we just eat it.
  • (This is to the ladies: I'm a freak
  • Hey, yo, piano man: take us out of here, man)
 
  • Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
  • Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
  • Now as the record spins around, you recognize this sound,
  • Well, it's the underground,
  • You know that we're down with wutchyalike
  • Yeah, with wutchyalike, yeah
  • And though we're usually on the serious tip, check it out:
  • Tonight we're gonna flip and trip and let it all hang out tonight,
  • We're gonna say what we like.
  • 'Cause, yo, yo, we wanna know how many people in the flow,
  • Would like to just let yourselves go
  • And doowutchyalike,
  • Yeah, well tonight's your night.
  • Just eat food, try not to be crude or rude,
  • Kill the attitude, chill the serious mood,
  • And doowutchyalike,
  • Yeah, and doowutchyalike,
  • Everybody doowutchyalike
  • Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
  • Yeah, doowutchyalike
  • Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
  • Just doowutchyalike
  • Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
  • Yo, go whereyalike
  • Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
  • I mean rich, poor, high, low, or upper-middle class,
  • Let's all get together and have a few laughs
  • And doowhatwelike
  • Yeah, and doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike.
  • And since you came here you gotta show and prove,
  • And do thatdance, until it don't move,
  • Doowutchyalike,
  • Sometimes I bite.
  • Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat,
  • And if you're dirty, then go take a bath.
  • Messed up the line?
  • Nope, sometimes I don't rhyme.
  • Help yourself to a cracker, with a spread of cheddar cheese,
  • Have a neck bone, you don't have to say please
  • Eatwutchyalike, yo, smellhowyalike.
  • Everybody doowutchyalike
  • Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
  • Doowutchyalike
  • Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
  • Yo, doowutchyalike, you know what I'm sayin'?
  • Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
  • Whatever you like to do...talkhowyalike
  • Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
  • Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool,
  • 'Cause everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool,
  • And doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike.
  • Homegirls, for once, forget you got class,
  • See a guy you like: just grab 'im in the biscuits!
  • And doowutchyalike.
  • Now, red, white, black, tan, yellow, or brown,
  • It really doesn't matter, we can all get down,
  • And doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike.
  • From a pink-skinned yankee, to a blue black southerner,
  • Ditch digger or a governor,
  • Just doowutchyalike,
  • Lookhowyalike,
  • Now don't you know we're gettin' busy, it can't be corrected,
  • ??? had to be deaf
  • I say whatIlike,
  • Like I said, sometimes we bite,
  • Even though you don't think it's right,
  • Yo, I like to bite,
  • Just havin' fun y'all, and if you think that it's wrong,
  • You got to admit, it's a new type of song,
  • Doowutchyalike,
  • Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
  • Yeah, doowutchyalike,
  • Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
  • Yo, gowhereyalike,
  • Ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
  • Yo, doowhoyalike
  • Ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
  • Alright, here we go, y'all:
  • Doowutchyalike,
  • Talkhowyalike,
  • Drinkwutchyalike,
  • Grabwhoyalike,
  • Feelwutchyalike,
  • Eatwutchyalike,
  • Scratchwhereyalike,
  • Itchifyalike,
  • (Daddy, can I go outside?)
  • Ha, gowhereyalike, kid!
  • [Beep]
  • ...A brief announcement to all radio DJ's: If this record is currently
  • being played at your station, we will provide the following time for you
  • to announce your station identification.
  • ...We'd also like to add that we've now reached the three-and-a-half
  • minute mark of this song. Radio stations may begin your fade here. For
  • those that would like help, we will start your fade for you...
  • [Fade]
  • [Beep]
  • ...Now if this records is being played a a club, disco, lounge, house
  • basement, or block party, car stereo, stoop, or at any other social
  • gathering, we will now allow the beat to continue, and proceed to give
  • you more of what you like. This message has been brought to you by the
  • makers of the way we swing, and the underground talkhowyalike posse.
  • (Ah, ah, ah, I feel like a nice big bowl of cereal, icy cold milk)
  • (Daddy, can I eat some ice cream?)
  • (Look, I told you kid, eatwutchyalike, ok?)
  • Now the beat goes on 'til the break of dawn,
  • And just peep this, y'all, 'cause we're singin' a song,
  • And doowutchyalike, yeah doowutchyalike
  • And since you came here you gotta show and prove,
  • And do that dance, until it don't move,
  • And doowutchyalike,
  • Like I said, sometimes we bite
  • Now we're all gettin' stupid, and actin' a fool,
  • Anything that ya really wanna do is cool,
  • So, Goldfingers, cutwutchyalike
  • (Now let me tell you who I am...Ah shit...)
  • Now if you're hungry, get yourself something to eat,
  • And if you're dirty, then go take a bath,
  • And doowutchyalike.
  • Stetsasonics, adjust for the hip-hop fans,
  • And since we're not your average everyday rap band,
  • Yo, Pianoman, playhowyalike
  • (piano solo)
  • Just act a fool, it's okay if you drool,
  • 'Cause everybody's gonna strip, and jump in the pool,
  • (Wait a minute, wait a minute, don't take your clothes off yet, not yet,
  • wait 'til we get home)
  • Now if you wear corrective shoes and you got big bunyons,
  • Toenails smell and look like onions,
  • Don't doowutchyalike-
  • Go see a foot doctor tonight!
  • Yeah, yeah, yeah, everybody doowutchyalike
  • Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
  • Yeah, doowutchyalike,
  • Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
  • Know what I'm sayin'? Just doowutchyalike.
  • Ooh, ooh, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
  • Ah, everybody doowutchyalike,
  • Ooh, ooh, I see guys and girls dancin', ooh, ooh
  • Straight hair, curled, casual and glamor,
  • A shy girl, or loud like a bama.
  • From Connecticut, or from Louisiana,
  • Bad table ettiqutte, too much chatter,
  • Very well spoken, or real bad grammer,
  • I minority token, a brother in the slammer,
  • A free civilian with a house in Santa Ana,
  • If ya got a million, and live in Atlanta,
  • If you got a weak bladder, or can't climb a ladder,
  • What we're sayin' is, it really doesn't matter,
  • I need a word that sounds like "atta"
  • Slipped on a peel of banana,
  • Doowutchyalike.
  • (Yeah, cool, gettin' stupid, once again, you got the sound of the
  • underground. Baby dope is in the house.)
  • (Boyyy!!)
  • (Are we puttin' things in check, Baby D?)
  • (Too stupid check)
  • (I'm wit' it. Yo Dave, let's show 'em some old school)
  • It makes no sense just standin' around,
  • Come on everybody, let's all...(Hang out)
  • Yeah, and doowutwelike,
  • From a lime to a lemon, a lemon to a lime,
  • Come on, young ladies, let's have...(Good times)
  • And doowutwelike.
  • Now, I can sing, I can dance, I'm the king of romance,
  • Are you sweet young ladies gonna give me a chance,
  • To doowutchyalike?
  • And get that thing packed tonight.
  • Vanessa Williams, ooh, you're so divine,
  • Just wanted to put your name in my rhyme,
  • And doowutchyalike,
  • Yeah, everybody doowutchyalike.
  • (Hey, how 'bout you and me just go in the back room right now? Ok? just
  • me and you)
  • Ooh, ooh
  • (Yo, don't take your clothes off, not yet)
  • Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
  • (Gowhereyalike, and since you came here you gotta show and prove)
  • I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'
  • (Sometimes I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
  • I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'
  • (If you're fat, hungry, dirty, and need to take a bath: go wash your feet)
  • I see, I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'
  • I see, I see, I see, I see, I see guys and girls dancin'
  • (Just buggin' in the place to be, you got the sound of Shock G)
  • End the record howwelike!
 
  • [Shock G, singing]
  • Sex packets, a dollar or two
  • Just tell me, how many for you
  • This time... this time...
  • This time... this time...
  • Sex packets, the girl of your dreams
  • Just try one, it's not what it seems
  • There's love... there's love...
  • There's love... there's love...
  • Now it's just sex in a pill
  • It gives me such a thrill, it's nice
  • And it's a guy for a girl, or a girl for a guy
  • Try one tonight
  • Now I just can't wait, till I get home tonight
  • I got three for $10.99
  • No sex can be safer
  • It's a pill, wrapped in a little piece of paper
  • Real nice
  • Sex packets, a dollar or two
  • Just tell me, how many for you
  • This time... this time...
  • This time... this time...
  • Sex packets, a one or a two
  • I just sell them, I cannot do
  • This love... this love...
  • This love... this love...
  • Oh ohh girl
  • You look so good to me, you're fine
  • And oh ohh girl
  • You whispered in my ear, said "Not tonight"
  • You just won't get with me, and you think that you dissed me
  • But now I can still be gettin busy
  • With any girl I like
  • No more will I ever have to jack it
  • Cause instead, I can just take a packet
  • Real nice
  • Sex packets, a dollar or two
  • Just tell me, how many for you this time
  • This time
  • This time... this time...
  • [Maverick]
  • I'ma give ya what ya heart
  • I'm just givin to your love
  • And I'm feelin what you need
  • Uncntested ecstasy
  • [Shock G]
  • Yeah you got it
  • No, hold it like this
  • Now just put it in your mouth
  • There you go, there you go
  • Just let it hit you baby
  • Sex packets, a dollar or two
  • Just tell me, how many for you
  • This time... this time...
  • This time... this time...
  • [Shock G and Computer Woman]
  • Ahhh, it's like nothing I've ever had
  • It feels so good, so good
  • Ahhh, are you really here?
  • I'm here, it feels good
  • It's so real
  • It is real, ahhh, you like that?
  • Sex packets!
  • [Maverick]
  • I'ma give ya what you heart
  • I'm just feelin what you love
  • And I'm givin til you need
  • Uncontested ecstasy
  • (Yeah, I'm ready to mix you a packet
  • I got your honey proof fresh out my bomber jacket
  • Say you wanna double up?
  • Why don't you make it a threesome, you know I'm hoein)
  • [Maverick and Shock G]
  • I got what you need
  • I got what you need
  • I got what you want
  • And I got what you want
  • Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • No sex can be safer
  • It's just a pill
  • Wrapped in a little piece of paper
  • Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, huhhhahhohhhhh!!
  • [Shock G]
  • Biochemically compacted sexual affection
  • Yeah, I'm equipped to mix you a packet
  • Prescription pills, your favorite tossup in a pill
  • A professional job baby, yeah
  • [Shock G singing]
  • No sex can be safer, it's a pill
  • Wrapped in a (wrapped in a)
  • Wrapped in a little piece of (little piece of)
  • Little piece of, paper!
  • [Shock G and Computer Woman]
  • It's so real
  • It is real

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