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Sailing the Seas of Cheese
by Primus
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Overall Rating:
3.4534
Avg. Critic Score:
3.6750
Sailing the Seas of Cheese Lyrics
Lyrics
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- When the going gets tough
- And the stomachg acids flow
- The cold wind of conformity
- Is nipping at your nose
- When some trendy new atrocity
- Has brought you to your knees
- Come with us we'll sail the
- Seas of Cheese
- Here they come
- Here come the bastards
- I heard it from a confident -
- Who heard it form a confidant
- They're definately on their way
- There's one with this idea
- Something about a hammer head shark
- Nosehairs and flatus
- Best keep your distance because
- Here they come here come the bastards
- Bury your head deep in the sand
- Anonyminity is a virtue in this day and age
- Amazing hand dexterity
- Flagrant misuse of security
- Better run, run, run, run, run
- Run Run Run Run, here they come.
- Sgt. Baker is my name
- I'm gonna teach you how to play the game
- of warfare
- Suddenly it appears to me
- You got a bit much dignity
- For your own good, boy
- Yes sir, yes sir.
- I will rape your personality
- Pummel you with my own philosophy
- Strip you of your self-integrity
- To make you all a bit like me
- I said right, left
- Sgt. Baker here again
- And if you calls me "puddin Tame"
- I'll stomp you down, boy
- Steers and Queers
- Steers and Queers where you come
- From there's just steers and queers
- And you ain't got no horns, boy
- Yes sir, yes sir
- I will rape your personality
- Pummel you with my own philosophy
- Strip you of your self-integrity
- To make you all a bit like me
- I said right, left
- In a town in southernmost Sicily
- Lived a family too proud to be poor
- In the year that fever took father away
- They hastened for American shores
- Now a mother and her son are standing in line
- It's a cold day on Ellis Isle
- And they look to the Statue of Liberty
- For the boy we have American Life
- Ong is a Laotian refugee
- He works in the audio trade
- The smoke from flux is filling his lungs
- He's earning minimum wage
- Spending spare time down on
- San Pablo ave
- Once a week gets a woman for the night
- And he writes home tales of prosperity
- For the boy we have American Life
- Bob is an unemployed veteran
- Born and bred in the South Bronx
- He's living off the streets down in east L.A.
- Residing in a cardboard box
- Now he plays a little quit and he has a small dog
- Searching for aluminum cans
- And he hold on tight to his dignity
- He was born into American Life
- Jerry was a race car driver
- And he drove so goddamned fast
- He never did win no checkered flag
- But he never did come in last
- Jerry was a race car driver
- He'd say "El solo number one"
- With a bocephus sticker
- On his 442 he'd light 'em up
- Just for fun
- Captain Pierce was a fireman
- Richmond engine #3
- I'll be a wealthy man when I get
- A dime for all the things that
- Man taught to me
- Captain Pierce was a strong man
- Strong as any man alive
- It stuck in his craw that they
- Made him retire at the age of 65
- Jerry was a race car driver
- 22 years old
- Had too many cold beers one night
- And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.
- I just can't seem to blend
- Into society
- I have no hope for this dim
- Simplicity of law and order
- By whose rules I see no rhyme in
- the reason
- I hold no hope for this holy treason
- Of love and so soft
- By whose standards
- They tell me, they tell me
- Who are they, who is they
- My socks and shoes always match
- Is it Luck?
- There's a foot at the end of each of my legs
- Is it Luck?I can play my bass for you
- Is it Luck?Some gals like to kiss my face
- Is it Luck? Is it Luck?
- There was food inside your mouth today
- Is it Luck?Your barber cuts your hair just so
- Is it Luck?When the taste of sex is on your lips
- Is it Luck? Is it Luck?
- Cyanide works oh so fast
- Is it Luck?Polyester makes you sweat
- Is it Luck?If a graham cracker gets you off
- Is it Luck
- Love. Love?
- Is it Luck? Is it Luck?
- As I stand in the Shower
- Singing Opera and such
- Pondering the possibility that I
- Pull the pud too much
- There's a scent that fills the air
- Is it flatus? Just a touch.
- And it makes me think of you.
- Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat.
- Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine.
- Truly a wonder of nature this urban predator.
- Tommy the cat had many a story to tell,
- But it was a rare occasion such as this that he did.
- The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in even the oldest of Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those days.
- The sight was beyond belief.
- Many a head snapped for double - even triple - takes as this vivacious feline made her her way into the delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were known to hang out.
- They hung in droves. Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place...
- And that was O'malley's Alley.
- The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended),
- But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into the heart of the alley.
- She knew what she wanted.
- She was lookin' for that stud bull, the he cat.
- And that was me.
- Tommy the Cat is my name and I say unto thee...
- Shut up you bastards!
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