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by LL Cool J
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Overall Rating:
3.5588
Avg. Critic Score:
4.0000
- [Verse 1]
- My radio, believe me, I like it loud
- I'm the man with a box that can rock the crowd
- Walkin' down the street, to the hardcore beat
- While my JVC vibrates the concrete
- I'm sorry if you can't understand
- But I need a radio inside my hand
- Don't mean to offend other citizens
- But I kick my volume way past 10
- My story is rough, my neighbourhood is tough
- But I still sport gold, and I'm out to crush
- My name is Cool J, I devastate the show
- But I couldn't survive without my radio
- Terrorising my neighbours with the heavy bass
- I keep the suckas in fear by the look on my face
- My radio's bad from the Boulevard
- I'm a hip-hop gangster and my name is Todd
- Just stimulated by the beat, bust out the rhyme
- Get fresh batteries if it won't rewind
- Cos I play everyday, even on the subway
- I woulda got a summons but I ran away
- I'm the leader of the show, keepin' you on the go
- But I know I can't live without my radio
- [Verse 2]
- Suckas on my jock when I walk down the block
- I really don't care if you're jealous or not
- Cos I make the songs, you sing along
- And your radio's def when my record's on
- So get off the wall, become involved
- All your radio problems have now been solved
- My treacherous beats make ya ears respond
- And my radio's loud like a fire alarm
- The floor vibrates, the walls cave in
- The bass makes my eardrums seem thin
- Def sounds in my ride, yes the front and back
- You would think it was a party, not a Cadillac
- Cos I drive up to the ave, with the windows closed
- And my bass is so loud, it could rip your clothes
- My stereo's thumpin' like a savage beast
- The level on my power meter will not decrease
- Suckas get mad, cos the girlies scream
- And I'm still gettin' paid while you look at me mean
- I'm the leader of the show, keepin' you on the go
- But I know I can't live without my radio
- I'm the leader of the show, keepin' you on the go
- And I know I can't live without my radio
- [Verse 3]
- Don't touch that dial, I'll be upset
- Might go into a fit and rip off your neck
- Cos the radio's thumpin' when I'm down to play
- I'm the royal chief rocker LL Cool J
- Let your big butt bounce from right to left
- Cos it's a actual fact this jam is def
- Most definitely created by me
- Goin' down in radio history
- I'm good to go on your radio
- And I'm cold gettin' paid cos Rick said so
- Make the woofers wallop and your tweeters twitch
- Some jealous knuckleheads might try to dis
- But it's nuthin', ya frontin', ya girl I am stuntin'
- And my radio's loud enough to keep you gruntin'
- My name is Cool J, I'm from the rock
- Circulating through your radio non-stop
- I'm lookin' at the wires behind the cassette
- And now I'm on the right, standing on the eject
- Wearin' light blue Pumas, a whole lotta gold
- And jams like these keep me in control
- I'm the leader of the show, keepin' you on the go
- And I know I can't live without my radio
- [Verse 4]
- Your energy level starts to increase
- As my big beat is slowly released
- I'm on the radio and at the jam
- LL Cool J is who I am
- Imma make ya dance, boogie down and rock
- And you'll scratch and shake to my musical plot
- And to expand my musical plan
- Cut Creator, rock the beat with your hands
- That's right, so don't try to front the move
- As you become motivated by the funky groove
- You can see me and Earl chillin' on the block
- With my box cold kickin' with the gangster rock
- See people can't stop me, neither can the police
- I'm a musical maniac to say the least
- For you and your radio I made this for
- Cool J's here to devastate once more
- Pullin' all the girls, takin' out MCs
- If ya try to disrespect me, I just say Please!
- Here to command the hip-hop land
- Kick it live with a box inside my hand
- I'm the leader of the show, keepin' you on the go
- But I know I can't live without my radio
- Farmers Boulevard, yeah, you know that's where me and E hang out, cool
- out, you know what I'm sayin'? That's where the crib's at.
- [Verse 1]
- Yo Yvette, there's a lot of rumours goin' around
- They're so bad, baby you might have to skip town
- See something's smellin' fishy and they say it's you
- All I know is that you made it with the whole damn crew
- They say you're a man-eater during the full moon
- Mascot of the senior boys' locker room
- They said Yvette walked in, there wasn't too much rap
- Her reputation got bigger, and so did her gap
- Cuz girl your momma shoulda taught you better
- I'mma sit down and write you a long letter.
- [Chorus]
- Dear Yvette[x4]
- [Verse 2]
- I'm glad you ain't my sister, then again if you was
- I'd have to treat you like you was my distant cuz
- I'm not a news reporter, I don't mean to assume
- What should I think? I seen ya comin' out the men's bathroom
- You wasn't in there alone, wasn't usin' the phone
- The door was locked for twenty minutes, all I heard was "Moan".
- [Repeat chorus]
- [Verse 3]
- I don't really know if the story is so
- I can either ask Curly, or Larry or Moe
- or Earl, Shabazz, Lou, Mookie or Joe
- Like Santa Claus said, you're a ho-ho-ho
- In every disco you say hello
- Like you're a little angel, but we all know
- Since you was eleven you been actin' this way
- You always got in bed when you wanted to play
- You're a freak, you think you're Lady Godiva
- Some freaks are live, but Yvette you're liver.
- [Repeat chorus]
- [Verse 4]
- You're a back-seat queen, a elevator pro
- A high-powered body makes your Levis grow
- See the stories I've heard, they could amaze
- I heard she did it on a motorcycle back in the days
- So calm down freak, get a G.E.D.
- That's a General Education on Decency
- One day you'll see, and agree with me
- unless you're gonna be a freak until you're 93
- For you there's no fee, everything is free
- This is from me to you, not you to me
- Every night is your night, your leather pants are tight
- You try to shake your butt with all your might
- I don't really wanna dis nobody
- You might think I had a little too much Bacardi
- But that's not the problem, the problem's Yvette
- How bad can a girl's reputation get?
- See she's the kinda girl all the homeboys met
- If you're desparate ask Yvette, cuz she'll say "Bet".
- [Repeat chorus]
- [Verse 5]
- B-Boys are hard on the boulevard
- The Reverend at the church said you was barred
- Homeboys on the block love you a lot
- You're a real famous freak whether you like it or not
- So before you start walking and your beak starts squawkin'
- let me explain to you who is talkin'
- I'm L.L. Cool J from around the way
- You boogie down to my records almost every day
- Go a hundred miles an hour when you're standin' still
- You're faster than my Caddy when it's goin' downhill
- Won't forget that day in the Y.M.C.A.
- The guy at the desk said it was OK
- for you to come inside cuz he knew you'd stay
- Greg G. and Garfield yelled "Hooray"
- [Repeat chorus x2]
- (feat. Russell Simmons)
- [ Russell Simmons ]
- Yo man, I got this def Rolex watch, man
- $100'000 watch, man
- I sell it to you for 400
- - You got 80?
- Dig - dig this, man
- I got a rich, rich, rich, rich girl, man...
- [ L.L. Cool J ]
- I'm sick and tired of the stories that you always tell
- Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well
- See, you're the largest liar that was ever created
- You and Pinocchio are brotherly related
- Full of criss-crossed fits, you lie all the time
- Your tongue should be embarrassed, you're a treath to mankind
- That's a lie
- [ Russell Simmons ]
- You know what my records is about, man
- You know how much money we get, man
- Come on
- (You're a liar)
- Me and my man Rick got millions of gold albums
- (That's a lie)
- I'm gettin cold money every day
- (You're a liar)
- You'll need a wheel barrow for all that shit in my office
- [ L.L. Cool J ]
- You lied about the lies that you lied about
- You even lied to your aunt when you went down south
- You lied, and a body builder kicked your butt
- If you was in Egypt you'd lie to King Tut
- You claim to do things no one could achieve
- You said you did things Ripley's wouldn't believe
- That's a lie
- [ Russell Simmons ]
- I got this Japanese girl, man
- Lee, man, takes good care of me
- (You're a liar)
- Yo, she's so def, man
- Wipes my butt
- (That's a lie)
- Everybody be beefin, man, about what Rush doin
- (You're a liar)
- You seen my new Mercedes, man?
- [ L.L. Cool J ]
- Giant Jabber-Jaw, biggest liar I ever saw
- You said you got a mansion, you don't got half a floor
- Professor of Super Lies, you can lecture at my school
- You said you liked Felix Unger, sat down at the dinner talbe and drooled
- Your story's so remarkable, it shouldn't be revealed
- You said you had a Benz, you don't got four wheels
- That's a lie
- [ Russell Simmons ]
- I got a Maserati, man, what are you talkin 'bout?
- (You're a liar)
- I traded my 1988 Mercedes for it
- (That's a lie)
- Man, don't front, you know what Rush is about, man
- (You're a liar)
- Yo, why you be illin, man?
- You know what time - what time it is
- [ L.L. Cool J ]
- Then you start to lie about things you don't have
- You speak of limousines? You can't afford a cab
- Said you slapped Rowdy Piper and didn't get a hassle
- You promised your girl filet mignon, took her to White Castle
- You said you have a lot of women, you don't even know a few
- 'There are 8 million stories' - and they're all made up by you
- That's a lie
- [ Russell Simmons ]
- ...Rush, man
- Gives you the biggest medaillon you ever saw
- (You're a liar)
- It's gon' keep the bullets off your back
- (That's a lie)
- You know why stations play our records?
- Cause the kids'll tear the station apart
- Kids'll rip it down...
- [ L.L. Cool J ]
- Said your grandmother's 20 when your mother's 25
- Said your father beat Joe Lewis, but homebody took a dive
- You said you used tootpaste, your teeth are yellow like my gold
- A brand new pair of Lee's, that's the skirt your sister stole
- That's a lie
- [ Russell Simmons ]
- Yo man
- All the girls everywhere talkin about Rush
- (You're a liar)
- Word man, Pretty Tony knocked a hoe down the other day
- (That's a lie)
- Talkin so much about 'Rush, Rush,' every time
- (You're liar)
- That hoes just be beefin, man
- 'Rush this and Rush that'
- (That's a lie)
- World's biggest thing, man
- Rush is gettin all the money, man
- (You're liar)
- ...wheel barrow full of money, ya understand me?
- (That's a lie)
- That they be rollin that shit in my office all day
- (You're a liar)
- Nothin but money, and it be green
- (That's a lie)
- Don't front, man, you know what Rush is about, man
- Rush gets money, man
- (You're liar)
- My Maserati is bad, man, it's blue and green - and gold
- (That's a lie)
- I just bought this hoe this milllion dollar ring, man
- (You're a liar)
- I just wanna look good, man
- So I got one
- (That's a lie)
- Like that, we be cold gettin money at Rush, man
- Jewels be them thangs
- (You're a liar)
- Rings and things, man, all that type of stuff
- (That's a lie)
- Man, I got 900 pairs of Reeboks, man
- ...pair of...Adidas
- (You're a liar)
- I got every color of Adiddas they ever made, man
- (That's a lie)
- My man Steve, that's a porno star, man
- And he be bringin them hoes to the house
- (You're a liar)
- Word man, they be over my house
- (That's a lie)
- Yo, that girl at my house, man
- ...Lee, man
- She cleans up behind me, man
- (You're a liar)
- Yo, she cleans up behind me, does everything I say, man
- (That's a lie)
- Yo man, sweet little Japanese thing, man
- Takin care of me, man
- (You're a l-)
- Yo, man...
- (That's a lie)
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