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One Step Beyond...

by Madness

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Overall Rating: 2.0831 One Step Beyond... is ranked overall as 2.0831 out of 4 stars
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One Step Beyond... Lyrics

Lyrics
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  • (Barson)
  • My girl's mad at me
  • I didn't wanna see the film tonight
  • I found it hard to say
  • She thought I'd had enough of her
  • Why can't she see
  • She's lovely to me?
  • But I like to stay in
  • And watch t.v. on my own
  • Every now and then
  • My girl's mad at me
  • Been on the telephone for an hour
  • We hardly said a word
  • I tried and tried but I could not be heard
  • Why can't I explain?
  • Why do I feel this pain?
  • 'Cause everything I say
  • She doesn't understand
  • She doesn't realise
  • She takes it all the wrong way
  • My girl's mad at me
  • We argued just the other night
  • I thought we'd got it straight
  • We talked and talked until it was light
  • I thought we'd agreed
  • I thought we'd talked it out
  • Now when I try to speak
  • She says that I don't care
  • She says I'm unaware
  • And now she says I'm weak
 
  • (McPherson/Barson)
  • It's just gone noon
  • Half past monsoon
  • On the banks of the river Nile
  • Here comes the boat
  • Only half-afloat
  • Oarsman grins a toothless smile
  • Only just one more
  • To this desolate shore
  • Last boat along the river Nile
  • Doesn't seem to care
  • No more wind in his hair
  • As he reaches his last half mile
  • The oar snaps in his hand
  • Before he reaches dry land
  • But the sound doesn't deafen his smile
  • Just pokes at wet sand
  • With an oar in his hand
  • Floats off down the river Nile
  • Floats off down the river Nile
  • (All aboard, night boat to Cairo!)
  • (Night boat to Cairo!)
 
  • (Barson/Hasler)
  • Everything that I tell you, girl, every word that you hear
  • Every little whisper, let me make myself clear
  • There ain't no lies to deceive you, I love you too much for that
  • Every word that I say is true, you can believe me on that
  • My friends tell me jealous lies
  • Now I'm getting my goodbyes
  • Life without you, my dear
  • Was dull, as dull as can be
  • I ask you, my love, why not take me now
  • Not to leave me in misery
  • (Saxophone!)
  • If you take in all they say,
  • I guess I'll be on my way
  • Please, my darling, it's not true
  • I don't know this girl called Sue
  • Sue's a name I have not heard
  • I lost my girl from that one word
  • Will she come back, I just don't know
  • And I'm takin' a heavy blow, oh
  • I've got myself together
  • I can't go on in this cold weather
  • Christmas comes but once a year
  • It's a time of love and cheer
  • Your friends tell you jealous lies
  • Now I'm getting my goodbyes
  • No no no no, no no no no
  • No no no no, no no no no
 
  • (Thompson)
  • Buster, he sold the heat
  • With a rock-steady beat
  • An earthquake is erupting
  • But not in Orange street
  • A ghost-dance is preparing
  • You got to help us with your feet
  • If you're not in the mood to dance
  • Step back, grab yourself a seat
  • This may not be uptown Jamaica
  • But we promise you a treat
  • Buster bowl me over with your bogus dance
  • Shuffle me off my feet
  • Even though I'll keep on runnin'
  • I'll never get to Orange street
  • So I'll say there's nothin' left to say
  • For the man who set the beat
  • So I'll leave it up to you out there
  • To get him back on his feet
  • Buster bowl me over with your bogus dance
  • Shuffle me off my feet
  • Even though I'll keep on runnin'
  • I'll never get to Orange street
  • Bring back the
  • Who is the
  • We want the
  • Bring back the Prince...aahh!
 
  • (Trad. arr. by M. Barson)
  • Hey you seen Jane?
  • No man
  • OK I'll catch a train
  • A train you'll wait a long time
  • No way I'll catch a vine
  • What that's a route?
  • No man it's a fruit
  • Give me a bite
  • No I'll save it for tonight
 
  • (Foreman/McPherson)
  • Nice man George, newsagent on the corner,
  • Not very rich, but never any poorer,
  • Jaunty old George, a happy sixty-three,
  • Not very tall, but healthier than me.
  • He whistles timeless tunes as he saunters down the street,
  • Springs in his legs and elastic in his feet.
  • But in the middle of the night,
  • He steals through your garden,
  • Gives your hosiery a fright,
  • And doesn't say pardon.
  • As soft as a breeze,
  • With an arm full of underwear,
  • On his hands and knees,
  • Dreams about the knicker scare.
  • Hello there George, newsagent on the corner,
  • How's the old car, yes the climate's getting warmer,
  • Chatty old George as you get your morning paper,
  • Read about the knicker thief, underwear taker.
  • Bids you 'Good day', as you wander out the door,
  • Never closes early, always cleans the floor.
  • But when darkness hits the town,
  • And there's washing on your line,
  • Get your knickers down,
  • Before the dreaded sign.
  • When the clock strikes eight,
  • And you're snuggled up in bed,
  • He'll be at the garden gate,
  • Filling underwear with dread.
  • Nice man George, newsagent on the corner,
  • He was closed today, maybe gone to mow the lawn,
  • I had to go further down the road to get me current bun,
  • Hello - Isn't that George on page one?
  • No it couldn't be, but yes it is,
  • Difficult to see from these photofits.
  • But they are after him,
  • Of that you can be sure,
  • They've called him on the phone,
  • They've knocked on his door.
  • A-But he's gone away,
  • Gone to stay with some mates,
  • He got the papers early,
  • And saw his own face.
 
  • (Barson)
  • Well there's a man I know
  • At least I used to years ago
  • I didn't really mind
  • He used to come 'round all the time
  • Of course he had to be fed
  • I had to give him a bed
  • He used to kip on my sofa
  • They used to call him a loafer
  • I've heard he's changed
  • A lot since then
  • But some of his ways
  • He just can't mend
  • Told the other day
  • That he'd offered to pay
  • He didn't like his dad
  • He earned all he ever had
  • He didn't have no shame
  • He was a master at his game
  • He never showed his hand
  • He was the bed and breakfast man
  • He was, he was the bed and breakfast man...
 
  • (L. Thompson)
  • Oooh I didn't talk too much in fact not at lot
  • Oh but to ask her the price I was to be no fool
  • Money's no time to waste or to shoot up the wall
  • You got the know how the place teacher take me to your school
  • She lead the way from the alley back to her house
  • Must not be seen going in must not be seen coming out
  • She said I looked mighty but thin she told me
  • "I'm gonna give you a second helping"
  • Ooh Razor Blade Alley I've been there
  • Razor Blade Alley neither of us cared
  • It was the prime time but the wrong place
  • It was my first time I hope my last taste
  • I'm just too shy to check in but this pain of pissing razors is cutting in
  • Mmm felt like a knight without shining armour on
  • At the time she thought she was in a dream
  • Floating up on cloud nine now I awake
  • She is nowhere but the razor cuts deeper everywhere
 
  • [Instrumental]
 
  • (W. Wurlitzer)
  • I used to work nights with my dad
  • It was the best job I ever had
  • Until them blokes on their bikes came through
  • Said "Come on down to youth, brother, see what's new"
  • Well come on, come on, come on, let's have some fun tonight
  • Went to the dance like they said I should
  • It cost me a bob, but it was quite good
  • The band were jumpin' and a-jivin' around
  • Their 20 Watt amps really made a sound
  • Well come on, come on, come on, let's have some fun tonight
  • Well, I'll have a cup of tea and then I'll change me name
  • And I'll put my records o-ah-o-ah-on
  • Till all the geezers in the flat complain
  • "Wish that rockstar bloke was gone" is the moan
  • Let's have some fun tonight
  • Sold all my records and I bought a bike
  • I found some blokes who would do what I like
  • I saw the rigger who ran the hall
  • He said we can rehearse there any time at all
  • Well come on, come on, come on, let's have some fun tonight
  • We're really rocking now, I've got a bird
  • She says we are the best band she's ever heard
  • I've got a bike and I'm having a time
  • But my mum keeps saying "Rock 'n' roll's a crime!"
  • Well come on, come on, come on, let's have some fun tonight
  • (All right, all night!)
  • Well come on, come on, come on, let's have some fun tonight
 
  • (Bedford)
  • (Oy!) in the pub, about seven thirty
  • Mother makes sure that his face ain't dirty
  • Him and mother go everywhere
  • Holds her hand without a care
  • Lived with mother for fourty years
  • The neighbourhood said that he must be queer
  • Normal folk a-just don't like that
  • Glad he can't hear behind his back
  • When mother dies, he will have a cry
  • 'cos he'll be on his own
  • He's frightened stiff, would he come to this?
  • Will he lose her to the heavenly home?
  • In the pub, about seven thirty
  • Mother makes sure that his face ain't dirty
  • Him and mother go everywhere
  • Holds her hand without a care
  • Lived with mother for fourty years
  • The neighbourhood said that he must be queer
  • Normal folk a-just don't like that
  • Glad he can't hear behind his back
  • When mother dies, he'll have a cry
  • 'cos he'll be on his own
  • He's frightened stiff, would he come to this?
  • Will he lose her to the heavenly home?
  • Once went out with a London girl
  • Dirty weekend in a hotel
  • Broke it off when she got shirty
  • She was twelve and he was thirty
  • Right after that he was bedsore
  • He wouldn't go out with girls no more
  • From that day since, he never has
  • He wants to do a-something dirty
 
  • (Smash/B. Smyth)
  • One two three four one two three four
  • We're the chipmunks hear us roar
  • We're the chipmunks hear us roar
  • Sound off chipmunks-sound off chipmunks
  • One two three four one two three four
  • One two three four one two three four
  • One two three four
  • Did you have a good time tonight boys?-Yep we sure did!
  • Do you think the time is right boys?-Yep we sure do!
  • Sound off chipmunks-Sound off chipmunks
  • One two three four one two three four
  • One two three four one two three four
  • One two three four
  • Chipmunks are go!

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