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John Prine

by John Prine

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Overall Rating: 3.5917 John Prine is ranked overall as 3.5917 out of 4 stars
Avg. Critic Score: 4.0000 John Prine has an avg. critic score of 4.0000 out of 4 stars
 
  • When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
  • Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
  • Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won
  • And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
  • That I was havin'... no fun
  • [Chorus:]
  • But fortunately I have the key to escape reality
  • And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
  • It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
  • Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
  • No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
  • Last time I checked my bankroll,
  • It was gettin' thin
  • Sometimes it seems like the bottom
  • Is the only place I've been
  • I Chased a rainbow down a one-way street... dead end
  • And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen
  • [Chorus]
  • Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
  • Tryin' to get away
  • From all the ears inside my walls
  • I dreamed the police heard
  • Everything I thought... what then?
  • Well I went to court
  • And the judge's name was Hoffman
  • Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
  • And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
  • It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
  • Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
  • No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
  • Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun
  • [On the 1997 LIVE ON TOUR Prine ends the song with:]
  • Well done, son of a gun,
  • Hot dog bun,
  • Attilla the Hun,
  • My sister-in-law is an Irish nun
 
  • We had an apartment in the city,
  • Me and Loretta liked living there.
  • Well, it'd been years since the kids had grown,
  • A life of their own left us alone.
  • John and Linda live in Omaha,
  • And Joe is somewhere on the road.
  • We lost Davy in the Korean war,
  • And I still don't know what for, don't matter anymore.
  • [Chorus:]
  • Ya' know that old trees just grow stronger,
  • And old rivers grow wilder ev'ry day.
  • Old people just grow lonesome
  • Waiting for someone to say, "Hello in there, hello."
  • Me and Loretta, we don't talk much more,
  • She sits and stares through the back door screen.
  • And all the news just repeats itself
  • Like some forgotten dream that we've both seen.
  • Someday I'll go and call up Rudy,
  • We worked together at the factory.
  • But what could I say if asks "What's new?"
  • "Nothing, what's with you? Nothing much to do."
  • [Chorus]
  • So if you're walking down the street sometime
  • And spot some hollow ancient eyes,
  • Please don't just pass 'em by and stare
  • As if you didn't care, say, "Hello in there, hello."
 
  • Sam Stone came home,
  • To his wife and family
  • After serving in the conflict overseas.
  • And the time that he served,
  • Had shattered all his nerves,
  • And left a little shrapnel in his knee.
  • But the morphine eased the pain,
  • And the grass grew round his brain,
  • And gave him all the confidence he lacked,
  • With a Purple Heart and a monkey on his back.
  • [Chorus:]
  • There's a hole in daddy's arm where all the money goes,
  • Jesus Christ died for nothin' I suppose.
  • Little pitchers have big ears,
  • Don't stop to count the years,
  • Sweet songs never last too long on broken radios.
  • Mmm....
  • Sam Stone's welcome home
  • Didn't last too long.
  • He went to work when he'd spent his last dime
  • And Sammy took to stealing
  • When he got that empty feeling
  • For a hundred dollar habit without overtime.
  • And the gold rolled through his veins
  • Like a thousand railroad trains,
  • And eased his mind in the hours that he chose,
  • While the kids ran around wearin' other peoples' clothes...
  • [Chorus]
  • Sam Stone was alone
  • When he popped his last balloon
  • Climbing walls while sitting in a chair
  • Well, he played his last request
  • While the room smelled just like death
  • With an overdose hovering in the air
  • But life had lost its fun
  • And there was nothing to be done
  • But trade his house that he bought on the G. I. Bill
  • For a flag draped casket on a local heroes' hill.
  • [Chorus]
 
  • When I was a child my family would travel
  • Down to Western Kentucky where my parents were born
  • And there's a backwards old town that's often remembered
  • So many times that my memories are worn.
  • [Chorus:]
  • And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
  • Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
  • Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
  • Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away
  • Well, sometimes we'd travel right down the Green River
  • To the abandoned old prison down by Airdrie Hill
  • Where the air smelled like snakes and we'd shoot with our pistols
  • But empty pop bottles was all we would kill.
  • [Chorus]
  • Then the coal company came with the world's largest shovel
  • And they tortured the timber and stripped all the land
  • Well, they dug for their coal till the land was forsaken
  • Then they wrote it all down as the progress of man.
  • [Chorus]
  • When I die let my ashes float down the Green River
  • Let my soul roll on up to the Rochester dam
  • I'll be halfway to Heaven with Paradise waitin'
  • Just five miles away from wherever I am.
  • [Chorus]
 
  • I got a friend in Fremont, He sells used cars, ya know.
  • Well, he calls me up twice a year
  • Just ask me how'd it go
  • Pretty good, not bad, I can't complain
  • Actually everything is just about the same
  • I met a girl from Venus, and her insides were lined in gold
  • Well, she did what she did said "How was it, kid?"
  • She was politely told
  • "Pretty good, not bad, I can't complain
  • But actually everything is just about the same."
  • Moonlight makes me dizzy
  • Sunlight makes me clean
  • Your light is the sweetest thing
  • That this boy has ever seen.
  • Molly went to Arkansas, she got raped by Dobbin's dog
  • Well, she was doing good till she went in the woods
  • And got pinned up against a log
  • Pretty good, not bad, she can't complain
  • Cause actually all them dogs is just about the same
  • Moonlight makes me dizzy
  • Sunlight makes me clean
  • Your light is the sweetest thing
  • That this boy has ever seen.
  • [Instrumental]
  • I heard Allah and Buddha were singing at the Savior's feast
  • And up the sky and Arabian rabbi
  • Fed Quaker oats to a priest.
  • Pretty good, not bad, they can't complain
  • Cause actually all them gods is just about the same
  • Pretty good, not bad, I can't complain
  • Cause actually everything is just about the same
 
  • While digesting Reader's Digest
  • In the back of a dirty book store,
  • A plastic flag, with gum on the back,
  • Fell out on the floor.
  • Well, I picked it up and I ran outside
  • Slapped it on my window shield,
  • And if I could see old Betsy Ross
  • I'd tell her how good I feel.
  • [Chorus:]
  • But your flag decal won't get you
  • Into Heaven any more.
  • They're already overcrowded
  • From your dirty little war.
  • Now Jesus don't like killin'
  • No matter what the reason's for,
  • And your flag decal won't get you
  • Into Heaven any more.
  • Well, I went to the bank this morning
  • And the cashier he said to me,
  • "If you join the Christmas club
  • We'll give you ten of them flags for free."
  • Well, I didn't mess around a bit
  • I took him up on what he said.
  • And I stuck them stickers all over my car
  • And one on my wife's forehead.
  • [Chorus]
  • Well, I got my window shield so filled
  • With flags I couldn't see.
  • So, I ran the car upside a curb
  • And right into a tree.
  • By the time they got a doctor down
  • I was already dead.
  • And I'll never understand why the man
  • Standing in the Pearly Gates said...
  • "But your flag decal won't get you
  • Into Heaven any more.
  • We're already overcrowded
  • From your dirty little war.
  • Now Jesus don't like killin'
  • No matter what the reason's for,
  • And your flag decal won't get you
  • Into Heaven any more."
 
  • As the cafe was closing
  • On a warm summer night
  • And Cathy was cleaning the spoons
  • The radio played the "Hit Parade"
  • And I hummed a long with the tune
  • She asked me to change the station
  • Said the song just drove her insane
  • But it weren't just the music playing
  • It was me that she was trying to blame.
  • [Chorus:]
  • And the sky is black and still now
  • On the hill where the angels sing
  • Ain't it funny how an old broken bottle
  • Looks just like a diamond ring
  • But it's far, far from me
  • Well, I leaned on my left leg
  • In the parking lot dirt
  • And Cathy was closing the lights
  • A June bug flew from the warmth he once knew
  • And I wished for once I weren't right
  • Why we used to laugh together
  • And we'd dance to any old song.
  • Well, ya know, she still laughs with me
  • But she waits just a second too long.
  • [Chorus]
  • Well, I started the engine
  • And I gave it some gas
  • And Cathy was closing her purse
  • Well, we hadn't gone far in my beat old car
  • And I was prepared for the worst.
  • "Will you still see me tomorrow?"
  • "No, I got too much to do."
  • Well, a question ain't really a question
  • If you know the answer too.
  • [Chorus]
 
  • I am an old woman named after my mother
  • My old man is another child that's grown old
  • If dreams were lightning thunder was desire
  • This old house would have burnt down a long time ago
  • [Chorus:]
  • Make me an angel that flies from Montgom'ry
  • Make me a poster of an old rodeo
  • Just give me one thing that I can hold on to
  • To believe in this living is just a hard way to go
  • When I was a young girl well, I had me a cowboy
  • He weren't much to look at, just free rambling man
  • But that was a long time and no matter how I try
  • The years just flow by like a broken down dam.
  • [Chorus]
  • There's flies in the kitchen I can hear 'em there buzzing
  • And I ain't done nothing since I woke up today.
  • How the hell can a person go to work in the morning
  • And come home in the evening and have nothing to say.
  • [Chorus]
 
  • Strolling down the highway with my shoes in my hand
  • I don't talk much I'm a quiet man
  • Beauty and silence both run deep
  • And running like crazy while you are asleep
  • [Chorus:]
  • You got news for me, I got nothing for you
  • Don't pin your blues on me
  • Just go ahead and do whatever you wish to
  • Last Monday night I saw a fight
  • Between Wednesday and Thursday over Saturday night
  • Tuesday asked me what was going on I said,
  • "Sunday's in the meadow and Friday's in the corn."
  • [Chorus]
  • Hocus-pocus, Maladjusted
  • Don't you think my tears get rusted
  • Steady losing means you ain't using
  • What you really think is right
  • [Chorus]
  • Oodles of light what a beautiful sight
  • Both of God's eyes are shining tonight
  • Rays and beams of incredible dreams
  • And I am a quiet man.
  • Oodles of light what a beautiful sight
  • Both of God's eyes are shining tonight
  • Rays and beams of incredible dreams
  • And I am a quiet man.
  • Oodles of light what a beautiful sight
  • Both of God's eyes are shining tonight
  • Rays and beams of incredible dreams
  • And I am a quiet man.
 
  • Small town, bright lights, Saturday night,
  • Pinballs and pool halls flashing their lights.
  • Making change behind the counter in a penny arcade
  • Sat the fat girl daughter of Virginia and Ray
  • [Spoken:]
  • Lydia
  • Lydia hid her thoughts like a cat
  • Behind her small eyes sunk deep in her fat.
  • She read romance magazines up in her room
  • And felt just like Sunday on Saturday afternoon.
  • [Chorus:]
  • But dreaming just comes natural
  • Like the first breath from a baby,
  • Like sunshine feeding daisies,
  • Like the love hidden deep in your heart.
  • Bunk beds, shaved heads, Saturday night,
  • A warehouse of strangers with sixty watt lights.
  • Staring through the ceiling, just wanting to be
  • Lay one of too many, a young PFC:
  • [Spoken:]
  • Donald
  • There were spaces between Donald and whatever he said.
  • Strangers had forced him to live in his head.
  • He envisioned the details of romantic scenes
  • After midnight in the stillness of the barracks latrine.
  • [Chorus]
  • Hot love, cold love, no love at all.
  • A portrait of guilt is hung on the wall.
  • Nothing is wrong, nothing is right.
  • Donald and Lydia made love that night.
  • [Spoken:]
  • Love
  • The made love in the mountains, they made love in the streams,
  • They made love in the valleys, they made love in their dreams.
  • But when they were finished there was nothing to say,
  • 'Cause mostly they made love from ten miles away.
  • [Chorus]
 
  • Wanda had a baby in nineteen fifty one.
  • The father was stranger and a stranger was the son.
  • Call that child James Lewis, call these rooms a home.
  • Changing all them diapers polish all that chrome.
  • C'mon, baby, spend the night with me
  • All around the schoolyard playing all the games
  • Running, laughing back and forth the kid with two first names
  • Stranger in the closet, lock the diary
  • The past is running faster singing harmony
  • C'mon, baby, spend the night with me
  • "God bless this kitchen" said the knick-knack shelf
  • "The dinner's almost ready Go and wash yourself"
  • Jimmy's growing up now and Wanda's growing old
  • The time is growin' shorter the nights are long and cold
  • C'mon, baby, spend the night with me
  • Sneaking in the closet and through the diary
  • Now, don't you know all he saw was all there was to see
  • The whole town saw Jimmy on the six o'clock news
  • His brains were on the sidewalk and blood was on his shoes
  • C'mon, baby, spend the night with me
  • C'mon, baby, spend the night with me
 
  • While window shopping through the past
  • I ran across a looking glass
  • Reflecting moments remaining in a burned out light
  • Tragic magic prayers of passion
  • Stay the same through changing fashions
  • They freeze my mind like water on a winter's night
  • Spent most of my youth
  • Out hobo cruising
  • And all I got for proof
  • Is rocks in my pockets and dirt in my shoes
  • So goodbye nonbeliever
  • Don't you know that I hate to leave here
  • So long babe, I got the flashback blues.
  • Photographs show the laughs
  • Recorded in between the bad times
  • Happy sailors dancing on a sinking ship
  • Cloudy skies and dead fruit flies
  • Waving goodbye with tears in my eyes
  • Well, sure I made it but ya know it was as hell of a trip.
  • Spent most of my youth
  • Out hobo cruising
  • And all I got for proof
  • Is rocks in my pockets and dirt in my shoes
  • And ten times what it grieves you
  • That's how much more I hate to leave you now
  • So long babe, I got the flashback blues.
  • Spent most of my youth
  • Out hobo cruising
  • And all I got for proof
  • Is rocks in my pockets and dirt in my shoes
  • So goodbye nonbeliever
  • Don't you know that I hate to leave here
  • So long babe, I got the flashback blues.

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