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I'm Breathless
by Madonna
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Overall Rating:
2.3279
Avg. Critic Score:
2.6667
I'm Breathless Lyrics
Lyrics
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- All work and no play,
- Makes Dick a dull dull boy, career gets in the way.
- Square jaw, ooo, such a handsome face,
- Why do you have to save the human race?
- Life of crime, no it never pays,
- Clean up the streets and make your secret get-away.
- All alone, in your room with your radio,
- No one to hold you, had to let her go.
- [Chorus:]
- You're a man with a gun in your hand,
- Waging a war between good and evil can be a bore.
- If you don't take time, it's not nice,
- So here's my advice:
- Take your love on the run,
- Oh God, let me be the one.
- Ah, ah, ah, man with a gun
- All boss and no brains,
- Bullies and thugs, they take up all your time in vain.
- Can't let go, someone cries and you hear the call,
- Who's gonna catch you, don't good guys ever fall?
- [chorus]
- All alone, in your room with your radio,
- No one to hold you, I would never let you go.
- [chorus, with last line:]
- 'Cause I can show you some fun
- [spoken]
- And I don't mean with a gun. No.
- You are a man with a gun in your hand;
- Waging a war between good and evil can be a bore.
- If you don't take time, it's not nice,
- So here's my advice:
- Take your love on the run,
- Oh God, let me be the one.
- Ah, ah, ah, man with a gun, take it out of your hand;
- Waging a war between good and evil can be a bore.
- If you don't make time, it's not nice,
- So here's my advice:
- Take your love on the run,
- Oh God, let me be the one.
- Sooner or later you're gonna be mine,
- Sooner or later you're gonna be fine.
- Baby, it's time that you face it,
- I always get my man.
- Sooner or later you're gonna decide,
- Sooner or later there's nowhere to hide.
- Baby, it's time, so why waste it in chatter?
- Let's settle the matter.
- Baby, you're mine on a platter,
- I always get my man.
- But if you insist, babe, the challenge delights me.
- The more you resist, babe, the more it excites me.
- And no one I've kissed, babe, ever fights me again.
- If you're on my list, it's just a question of when.
- When I get a yen, then baby, Amen.
- I'm counting to ten, and then ...
- I'm gonna love you like nothing you've known,
- I'm gonna love you, and you all alone.
- Sooner is better than later but lover,
- I'll hover, I'll plan.
- This time I'm not only getting, I'm holding my man.
- (Spoken) Come over here!
- Some girls, they like candy, and others, they like to grind,
- I'll settle for the back of your hand somewhere on my behind.
- Treat me like I'm a bad girl, even when I'm being good to you,
- I don't want you to thank me, you can just spank me. Mmm.
- Some guys like to sweet talk, and others, they like to tease,
- Tie my hands behind my back and, ooo, I'm in ecstasy.
- Don't slobber me with kisses, I can get that from my sisters,
- Before I get too cranky, you better...
- Chorus:
- Like hanky panky [hanky panky],
- Nothing like a good spanky [good spanky].
- Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
- I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky.
- Like hanky panky [hanky panky],
- Nothing like a good spanky [good spanky].
- Don't take out your handkerchiefs,
- I don't wanna cry, I just wanna hanky panky guy.
- Oooo.
- Please don't call a doctor, 'cause there's nothing wrong with me,
- I just like things a little rough and you better not disagree.
- 'Cause I don't like a big softie, [no], I like someone mean and bossy,
- Let me speak to you frankly, you better...
- (chorus)
- Oooo, yeah.
- Spoken:
- What about? Yeah. That's an interesting...
- Oooo.
- My bottom hurts just thinking about it.
- [She wants you to] Treat me like I'm a bad girl,
- [She needs you to] Even when I'm being good to you.
- I don't want you to thank me [Don't thank her], you better...
- (chorus)
- [Hanky panky] Oooh, yeah
- [Good spanky] Get the picture?
- [Don't wanna cry, I just wanna]
- That's the way I came into this world,
- The doctor said, ";Lady, she's a beautiful girl.";
- He gave me a spanky and the doctor smiled,
- So give it up, honey, 'cause I want it.
- Yeah.
- [Hanky panky, good spanky, don't wanna cry, I just wanna]
- Hola! Ese bato loco!
- I'm going bananas,
- And I feel like my poor little mind is being devoured by piranhas,
- For I'm going bananas.
- I'm non compos mentes,
- And I feel like a tooth being drilled, a nerve being killed by a dentist,
- For I'm non compos mentes.
- Who knows?
- Could be the tropic heat
- Or something that I eat,
- That makes me gonzo.
- I do carry on so, for I'm going bananas,
- Someone book me a room in the hot haciendo with all my mananas
- For I'm going bananas.
- I'm going meshuga
- All day long there's a man in my brain incessently playing "Booga wooga",
- But I'm going meshuga.
- There's bats in my belfry.
- Won't you make sure this straightjacket's tight,
- Otherwise I might get myself free.
- Yes, there's bats in my belfry.
- Who knows?
- Could be the wine I drink
- Or it's the way I think,
- That makes me gonzo.
- Oh, Doctor Alonzo says I'm going bananas,
- Someone get me a bed in the "Casa de Loco" for all my mananas,
- For I'm going bananas.
- Yes, I'm going bananas.
- Si, I'm going bananas.
- My guy is really something, he's sensitive and shy
- My guy is such a bumpkin, it doesn't take much to make him cry.
- If you hurt someone helpless, it's like taking away all his toys,
- He's just a cry baby boy.
- My guy is sentimental, he's always feeling blue
- He can be so temperamental and I don't know what I should do.
- If you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor,
- He's just a cry baby bore.
- [Chorus:]
- I don't want to hurt his feelings,
- But his outbursts have me really
- Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time,
- If I turn out like him, I think I'm gonna cry, baby
- La, la, la, la, la, la,
- He's such a cry baby,
- La, la, la, la, la, la.
- [Spoken:]And I'll tell you something else
- My guy is such a wet noodle, he's always teary-eyed
- He acts like a real cock-a-doodle, he can't even tell you why.
- If you just play him a sappy song, he acts like his doggie just died,
- He's just a cry baby guy.
- [Spoken:]No kidding, oh dear
- My guy is such a whiner, he's worse than baddie so
- A cockroach seen in the diner, and the tears flow out of the blue.
- And if I ask him to knock it off, he goes and cries in the can,
- He's such a cry baby man.
- [chorus]
- I love a cry baby,
- La, la, la, la, la, la.
- He's such a cry baby,
- La, la, la, la, la, la.
- [Spoken:]Would you knock it off please? Thank you.
- Seems I've played the game for much too long
- I let people buy my love and I
- Never got to sing my songs for you.
- I had all my bets laid all on you
- Set your stakes too high, you're bound to lose.
- In the game of love you pay your dues.
- Say that happiness cannot be measured,
- And a little pain can bring you all life's little pleasures.
- What a joke.
- [Chorus:]
- I was not your woman, I was not your friend,
- But you gave me something to remember.
- No other man said love yourself
- Nobody else can.
- We weren't meant to be,
- At least not in this lifetime,
- But you gave me something to remember.
- I hear you still say, "Love yourself".
- I had all my bets laid all on you
- Set your stakes too high, you're bound to lose.
- In the game of love I've paid my dues.
- Guess I'm waiting for my place in your sun,
- Wish I had the chance to know you and it wasn't stormy weather.
- What a shame, who's to blame?
- [chorus]
- I'm gonna show you that good guys don't always win
- I'm gonna show you the brighter side of living in sin.
- So when you're six feet under, you won't wonder why
- Just 'cause you got a halo don't mean that you can fly.
- If you thought it was over, you're way off track
- You made a blunder, and...
- [Chorus:]
- You put me back, back in business,
- This ain't no hit or miss, I'm gonna get my way.
- 'Cause you put me back, back in business,
- You're my first witness, and I'm here to stay.
- I'm gonna show you good guys always finish last
- Speaking of virtue, being nice is a thing of the past.
- When I want something done, I'll say it with a gun
- Just 'cause you're an angel don't mean you're having fun.
- I just wanted to thank you for what you lack
- Hope they don't hang you, 'cause...
- [chorus]
- A tisket, a tasket, you've lost your yellow basket.
- [Spoken:]You don't know if you want to hit me or kiss me.
- I just wanted to thank you for what you lack
- Hope they don't hang you, 'cause...
- [chorus]
- He's back in business now
- Give me a hand and I'll take a bow.
- He's back in business now
- Bah dah dah, bah dah dah, bah dah dah, bah dah dah.
- He's coming back in style
- Give me an inch and I'll take a mile.
- He's back and why oh why
- Bah dah dah, bah dah dah, bah dah dah, bah dah dah.
- [repeat]
- Once upon a time I had plenty of nothing,
- Which was fine with me.
- Because I had rhythm, music, love,
- The sun, the stars and the moon above,
- Had the clear blue sky and the deep blue sea.
- That was when the best things in life were free.
- Then time went by and now I got plenty of plenty,
- Which is fine with me.
- 'Cause I still got love, I still got rhythm,
- But look at what I got to go with 'em.
- Who would ask for anything more? Well, let me tell you, dearie.
- Got my diamonds, got my yacht, got a guy I adore.
- I'm so happy with what I got, I want more!
- Count your blessings, one, two, three
- I just hate keeping score.
- Any number is fine with me
- As long as it's more
- As long as it's more!
- I'm no mathematician, all I know is addition
- I find counting a bore.
- Keep the number mounting, your accountant does the counting.
- (More! More!)
- I got rhythm, music too, just as much as before
- Got my guy and my sky of blue,
- Now, however, I own the view.
- More is better than nothing, true
- But nothing's better than more, more, more
- Nothing's better than more.
- One is fun, why not two?
- And if you like two, you might as well have four,
- And if you like four, why not a few
- Why not a slew
- (More! More!)
- If you've got a little, why not a lot?
- Add and bit and it'll get to be an oodle.
- Every jot and tittle adds to the pot
- Soon you've got the kit as well as the caboodle.
- (More! More!)
- Never say when, never stop at plenty,
- If it's gonna rain, let it pour.
- Happy with ten, happier with twenty
- If you like a penny, wouldn't you like many much more?
- Or does that sound too greedy?
- That's not greed, no, indeedy
- That's just stocking the store
- Gotta fill your cupboard, remember Mother Hubbard.
- (More! More!)
- Each possession you possess
- Helps your spirits to soar.
- That's what's soothing about excess
- Never settle for something less.
- Something's better than nothing, yes!
- But nothing's better than more, more more
- (Except all, all, all)
- Except all, all, all
- Except once you have it all (have it all)
- You may find all else above (find all else above)
- That though things are bliss,
- There's one thing you miss, and that's
- More! More!
- More! More! More! More!
- More! More! More!
- What can you lose?
- Only the blues.
- Why keep concealing everything you're feeling?
- Say it to her, what can you lose?
- Maybe it shows,
- She's had clues, which she chose to ignore.
- Maybe though she knows,
- And just wants to go on as before.
- As a friend, nothing more
- So she closes the door.
- Well, if she does
- Those are the dues.
- Once the words are spoken,
- Something may be broken.
- Still, you love her
- What can you lose?
- But what if she goes?
- At least now, you have part of her.
- What if she had to choose?
- Leave it alone
- Hold it all in.
- Better a bone
- Don't even begin.
- With so much to win,
- There's too much to lose.
- Let's dance, you can do a little two-step
- I'll go anywhere that you step to, 'cause I'm following you.
- My feet might be falling out of rhythm,
- Don't know what I'm doing with them, but I know I'm following you.
- Unlikely as it is to me, on the floor with two left feet
- Let's boogie woogie till our hearts skip a beat, but who's counting?
- Encore, once again around the dance floor
- Romance is in the picture too, now I'm following you.
- Unlikely as it is to me, on the floor with two left feet
- Let's boogie woogie till our hearts skip a beat, but who's counting?
- Encore, once again around the dance floor
- Romance is in the picture too, now I'm following you.
- Let's dance, you can do a little two-step
- I'll go anywhere that you step to, 'cause I'm following you.
- My feet might be falling out of rhythm,
- Don't know what I'm doing with them, but I know I'm following you.
- Unlikely as it is to me, on the floor with two left feet
- Let's boogie woogie till our hearts skip a beat, but who's counting?
- Encore, once again around the dance floor
- Romance is in the picture too, now I'm following you.
- [Spoken:]Take it away, boys.
- On the run.
- Be the one.
- On the run.
- [Spoken:]
- Yeah.
- (Calling Dick Tracy, calling Dick Tracy)
- (Come here Tracy, this is Sam, what are you doing up there?)
- I'll tell ya.
- (Calling Dick Tracy, calling Dick Tracy)
- (Do you read me, Tracy?)
- (To tell you the truth Tracy, I don't know.)
- Find out.
- An unexamined life is not worth living.
- [Spoken:]Come over here!
- Let's dance, you can do a little two-step
- I'll go anywhere that you step to, 'cause I'm following you.
- Encore, once again around the dance floor
- Romance is in the picture too, now I'm following you.
- But who's counting?
- [Spoken:]
- (Ten million, twenty million, thirty million)
- What about Dick Tracy?
- (Forty million)
- Dick, that's an interesting name.
- (Fifty million)
- Dick Dick (Sixty million) Dick
- Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick, (Seventy million), Dick,
- Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick (Eighty million), Dick Dick Dick
- Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick
- (Ninety million.)
- Dick.
- [Spoken:]My bottom hurts just thinking about it.
- Unlikely as it is to me, on the floor with two left feet
- Let's boogie woogie till our hearts skip a beat, but who's counting?
- Encore, once again around the dance floor
- Romance is in the picture too, now I'm following you.
- [Spoken:]Would you knock it off please? Thank you.
- Strike a pose
- Strike a pose
- Vogue, vogue, vogue
- Vogue, vogue, vogue
- Look around everywhere you turn is heartache
- It's everywhere that you go (look around)
- You try everything you can to escape
- The pain of life that you know (life that you know)
- When all else fails and you long to be
- Something better than you are today
- I know a place where you can get away
- It's called a dance floor, and here's what it's for, so
- [Chorus:]
- Come on, vogue
- Let your body move to the music (move to the music)
- Hey, hey, hey
- Come on, vogue
- Let your body go with the flow (go with the flow)
- You know you can do it
- All you need is your own imagination
- So use it that's what it's for (that's what it's for)
- Go inside, for your finest inspiration
- Your dreams will open the door (open up the door)
- It makes no difference if you're black or white
- If you're a boy or a girl
- If the music's pumping it will give you new life
- You're a superstar, yes, that's what you are, you know it
- [chorus, substituting "groove" for "move"]
- Beauty's where you find it
- Not just where you bump and grind it
- Soul is in the musical
- That's where I feel so beautiful
- Magical, life's a ball
- So get up on the dance floor
- [chorus]
- Vogue, (Vogue)
- Beauty's where you find it (move to the music)
- Vogue, (Vogue)
- Beauty's where you find it (go with the flow)
- Greta Garbo, and Monroe
- Deitrich and DiMaggio
- Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
- On the cover of a magazine
- Grace Kelly; Harlow, Jean
- Picture of a beauty queen
- Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire
- Ginger Rodgers, dance on air
- They had style, they had grace
- Rita Hayworth gave good face
- Lauren, Katherine, Lana too
- Bette Davis, we love you
- Ladies with an attitude
- Fellows that were in the mood
- Don't just stand there, let's get to it
- Strike a pose, there's nothing to it
- Vogue, vogue
- Oooh, you've got to
- Let your body move to the music
- Oooh, you've got to just
- Let your body go with the flow
- Oooh, you've got to
- Vogue
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