Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Lyrics

Gunpowder & Lead
  • County road 233, under my feet
  • Nothin' on this white rock but little ole me
  • I've got two miles till, he makes bail
  • And if I'm right we're headed straight for hell
  • [Chorus:]
  • I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
  • Wait by the door and light a cigarette
  • If he wants a fight well now he's got one
  • And he ain't seen me crazy yet
  • He slap my face and he shook me like a rag doll
  • Don't that sound like a real man
  • I'm going to show him what a little girls made of
  • Gunpowder and lead
  • It's half past ten, another six pack in
  • And I can feel the rumble like a cold black wind
  • He pulls in the drive, the gravel flies
  • He dont know what's waiting here this time
  • I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
  • Wait by the door and light a cigarette
  • If he wants a fight well now he's got one
  • And he ain't seen me crazy yet
  • He slap my face and he shook me like a rag doll
  • Don't that sound like a real man
  • I'm going to show him what a little girls made of
  • Gunpowder and lead
  • His fist is big but my gun's bigger
  • He'll find out when I pull the trigger
  • I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
  • Wait by the door and light a cigarette
  • If he wants a fight well now he's got one
  • And he ain't seen me crazy yet
  • He slap my face and he shook me like a rag doll
  • Don't that sound like a real man
  • I'm going to show him what a little girls made of
  • Gunpowder and lead
[TOP]


Dry Town
  • Well the road was hot and flat as a ruler
  • Good hundred miles between me and Medulla
  • That violet top wasn't gettin' no cooler
  • I stopped at a quickie sack
  • Well I figured I'd need about a sixth of Miller
  • And one of those things so I wouldn't spill 'er
  • I asked the girl if the beer was in the back
  • She said
  • It's a dry town
  • No beer, no liquor for miles around
  • I'd give a nickel for a sip or two
  • To wash me down
  • Outta this dry town
  • So I turn right around, no hesitation
  • Cursed the law for ruinin' the nation
  • Waved goodbye to the boy at the station
  • But she wouldn't go in gear
  • He said it sounds like your transmission
  • You need Bob, but he's gone fishin'
  • His day off, he gets a long way from here
  • Cause
  • It's a dry town
  • No beer, no liquor for miles around
  • I'd give a nickel for a sip or two
  • To wash me down
  • Outta this dry town
  • Well if I call a friend you can get a dose of
  • Something strong from your local grocer
  • So I walked down til I got a little closer
  • To a place called Happy Jars
  • He said I keep something here for colds and fevers
  • Down underneath where I usual leave her
  • Just last night I felt a cold comin on
  • It's a dry town
  • No beer, no liquor for miles around
  • I'd give a nickel for a sip or two
  • To wash me down
  • Outta this dry town
[TOP]


Famous In A Small Town
  • They say life is so much sweeter
  • Through the telephoto lens of fame
  • Around here you get just as much attention
  • Cheerin' at the high school football game
  • I dreamed of going to Nashville
  • Put my money down and placed my bet
  • But I just got the first buck of the season
  • I made the front page of the Turnertown Gazette
  • Every last one, route one, rural hearts got a story to tell
  • Every grandma, in law, ex girlfriend
  • Maybe knows us just a little too well
  • Whether you're late for church or you're stuck in jail
  • Hey words gonna get around
  • Everybody dies famous in a small town
  • Tyler and Casey broke up
  • It ended pretty quietly
  • We heard he was caught red-handed with her mama
  • That's just what they let us all believe
  • Every last one, route one, rural hearts got a story to tell
  • Every grandma, in law, ex girlfriend
  • Maybe knows us just a little too well
  • Whether you're late for church or you're stuck in jail
  • Hey words gonna get around
  • Everybody dies famous in a small town
  • Baby who
  • Needs their faces in a magazine
  • Me and you
  • We've been stars of the town since we were 17
  • Let's go on down to the quick stop
  • Wear your yellow shades
  • And I'll put on my tight jeans
  • And we'll just spend the weekend burnin' rubber
  • And we'll let em point and stare distantly
  • Every last one, route one, rural hearts got a story to tell
  • Every grandma, in law, ex girlfriend
  • Maybe knows us just a little too well
  • Whether you're late for church or you're stuck in jail
  • Hey words gonna get around
  • Everybody dies famous in a small town
[TOP]


Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
  • Well It took me 5 bars saw 30 license plates
  • I saw her mustang
  • And my eyes filled up with rage
  • I brought my pistol but I ain't some kinda fool
  • So I walked right in barehanded
  • She was on his arm while he was playing pool
  • Just like I used to do
  • She kissed him while I got a beer
  • She didn't think I'd show up here
  • I'm a crazy ex girlfriend
  • I watched her for awhile but I didn't like her walk
  • She came across kinda cheap to me
  • But hey hows that my fault
  • She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch
  • Somebody tell that girl
  • To step up to the plate
  • I wanna Pitch
  • Little Bitch
  • Well those pretty girls can play their game
  • But their damn well gonna know my name
  • I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
  • Well I started throwing things and
  • I scared folks half to death
  • I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath
  • I Didn't give it a second thought to being thrown in jail
  • Well baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail
  • And I was mad as hell
  • Well those pretty girls they're all the same
  • But they're damn well gonna know my name
  • I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend
  • I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend
  • I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend
  • I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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Love Letters
  • Love Letters on wet paper
  • Forgivers, no takers
  • An angel who never got wings
  • You find Jesus and it's too late
  • He's already closed the front gate
  • And the sign's flashing no vacancy
  • You've broken my heart for the last time
  • You promise the truth and you told lies
  • You've really made me believe
  • That love was supposed to be free
  • Love letters on wet paper
  • Forgivers, no takers
  • An angel who never got wings
  • You find Jesus and it's too late
  • He's already closed the front gate
  • And the signs flashing no vacancy
  • I'll never forget how he used to be
  • But I'm better off living with memories
  • I know that it's gone (with her)???
  • But I dont think it gets any worse
  • And love letters on wet paper
  • Forgivers, no takers
  • An angel who never got wings
  • You find Jesus and it's too late
  • He's already closed the front gate
  • And the sign's flashing no vacancy
  • Yeah, my heart's flashing no vacancy
  • [Thanks to Andrea for these lyrics]
[TOP]


Desperation
  • Throw a dog a bone,
  • I'll take it if i have to
  • Go real fast like there's somewhere we can get to
  • What's the use of standing right there on the edge if there ain't nowhere to fall
  • What's the use in hanging on to the phone
  • If nobody might call
  • [Chorus:]
  • Desperation
  • There's danger in frustration
  • Complicated words slipping off of your tongue and ain't one of them the truth
  • I'm still desperate for you
  • Tell it like a lie,
  • live it like a movie
  • Give a heart away like it don't mean nothing to me
  • What's the use in making all the plans that we made if you weren't gonna go
  • What's the use of slapping on a smile for a face if your eyes don't wanna show
  • [Repeat Chorus:]
  • Well it's too damn bad you didn't have a chance to make me your best friend
  • You were too caught up in giving too much up and not doing what you should have been
  • [Repeat Chorus:]
  • [Thanks to Chelsieee (Chelsie_n27@hotmail.com) for these lyrics]
[TOP]


More Like Her
  • She's beautiful in her simple little way
  • She don't have too much to say when she gets mad
  • She understands she don't let go of anything
  • Even when the pain gets really bad
  • Guess I should've been more like that
  • You had it all for a pretty little while
  • And some how you made me smile when I was sad
  • You took a chance on a bruised and beaten heart
  • Then you realized you wanted what you had
  • I guess I should've been more like that
  • I should have held on to my pride
  • I should have never let you lie
  • I guess you got what you deserverd
  • I guess I should've been more like her
  • Forgiving you, she's stronger than I am
  • You don't look much like a man from where I'm at
  • It's plain to see desperatino showed it's truth
  • You love her and she loves you with all she has
  • I guess I should've been more like that
  • I should have held on to my pride
  • I should have never let you lie
  • I guess you got what you deserverd
  • I guess I should've been more like her
  • She's beautiful in her simple, little way
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Down
  • Down is where I'm goin'
  • Pain is what I'm showin'
  • Love is what I'm takin'
  • Heart's what I'm breakin'
  • Strong man lived like a jackson hole
  • Took my heart and broke my sole
  • Left a dark place in my chest
  • I sleep but I don't rest
  • I sleep but I don't rest
  • Down is where I'm goin'
  • Pain is what I'm showin'
  • Love is what I'm takin'
  • Heart's what I'm breakin'
  • Met a boy in Baton Rouge
  • Eyes were clear and his heart was true
  • Made the boy's heart scream my name
  • But he didn't know the game
  • But he didn't know the game
  • Down is where I'm goin'
  • Pain is what I'm showin'
  • Love is what I'm takin'
  • Heart's what I'm breakin'
  • You don't want to be standin' there
  • When the storm hits you won't have a prayer
  • My wind will blow you to your knee
  • Stay away from me
  • Stay away from me
  • Stay away from me
  • Down is where I'm goin'
  • Pain is what I'm showin'
  • Love is what I'm takin'
  • Heart's what I'm breakin'
[TOP]


Guilty In Here
  • God knows I tried everything I could
  • To stay inside tonight
  • But that boy's like a sore in your mouth
  • That you just have to fight
  • This number one is shakin' hands
  • With numbers two and three
  • Is it guilty in here or is it just me
  • I made a point of not mixin'
  • Love and pleasure in my life
  • Daytime boys and nightime boys
  • Usually don't see eye to ete
  • But I've been on a (??)
  • And they're all on their knees
  • Is it guilty in here or is just me
  • What became of all the boys
  • Who only want one thing
  • Will someone tell me what I'm doin' wrong
  • 'Cause the good ones all got wedding rings
  • And the young ones are just too dumb
  • I don't think I have any more
  • Room underneath my thumb
  • Maybe after all the ends do justify the means
  • Is it guilty in here or is it just me
  • [Chorus]
  • 'Cause the good ones all got wedding rings
  • And the young ones are just too dumb
  • I don't think I have any more
  • Room underneath my thumb
  • Maybe after all the ends do justify the means
  • Is it guilty in here or is it just me
  • Is it guilty in here, maybe it's just me
[TOP]


Getting Ready
  • Oh baby, I'm getting ready
  • I'm getting ready to let you go
  • My hands are shaking,
  • my heart's unsteady
  • Oh, how I once loved you so
  • I know all the magic's gone
  • Wish I had a magic wand
  • I would put a spell on you
  • You would sing it as I do
  • Oh, I'm getting ready to let you go
  • Oh, I'm getting ready to let you go
  • Oh baby, you're my drug
  • I was just your cigarette
  • I was nothing you could be proud of
  • I have lost my self respect
  • Self respect, self respect
  • I have lost my self respect
  • Oh, I'm getting ready to let you go
  • Oh, I'm getting ready to let you go
  • Oh baby baby, I got no traction
  • I've been waiting and waiting for your reaction
  • Sure I tried a new direction
  • I'm going to give myself a resurrection
  • I'm getting ready, I'm getting ready,
  • I'm getting ready to let you go
  • I'm getting ready, I'm getting ready,
  • I'm getting ready to let you go
  • [Thanks to Brianne for these lyrics]
[TOP]


Easy From Now On
  • There he goes gone again
  • Same old story's gotta come to an end
  • Lovin' him was a one way street
  • But I'm gettin' off where the crossroads meet
  • It's a quarter moon in a ten cent town
  • Time for me to lay my heartaches down
  • Saturday night gonna make myself a name
  • Take a month of sundays to try and explain
  • It's gonna be easy to fill
  • The heart of a thirsty woman
  • Harder to kill the ghost of a no good man
  • And I'll be ridin' high in a fandangled sky
  • It's gonna be easy
  • It's gonna be easy from now on
  • Raw as whip but clean as a bone
  • Soft to touch when you take me home
  • When the mornin' comes and it's time for me to leave
  • Don't worry 'bout me, I got a wild card up my sleeve
  • It's gonna be easy to fill
  • The heart of a thirsty woman
  • Harder to kill the ghost of a no good man
  • And I'll be ridin' high in a fandangled sky
  • It's gonna be easy, It's gonna be easy
  • It's gonna be easy from now on
[TOP]


 
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Music Album Reviews: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
by Miranda Lambert

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Overall Rating:
3.3178
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is ranked overall as 3.3178 out of 4 stars
Avg Critic Score:
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is ranked overall as 3.5833 out of 4 stars
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Album Tracks

Lyrics
Disc
Track
Title
1
1
Gunpowder & Lead
1
2
Dry Town
1
3
Famous In A Small Town
1
4
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
1
5
Love Letters
1
6
Desperation
1
7
More Like Her
1
8
Down
1
9
Guilty In Here
1
10
Getting Ready
1
11
Easy From Now On
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